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Linux Guru Alan Cox Takes A Year Off

Posted by timothy on Wed Aug 20, 2003 08:58 AM
from the hit-by-the-year-off-bus dept.
An anonymous reader writes "Linux guru Alan Cox is taking a year off from RedHat and kernel development to get his MBA. For years, Alan Cox has maintained the extremely stable 2.2 Linux kernel, and more or less been Linux creator Linus Torvalds' right hand man. Now it sounds like the 2.2 kernel is up for grabs to someone who is 'good at refusing patches and being ignored'..."
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  • Naww!!! (Score:2, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 20 2003, @08:59AM (#6743647)
    He just got scared off by SCO!!
  • I'm good at being ignored (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:00AM (#6743660)
    and I've been lobbying for the position for quite some time now, but so far no replies.

    hmmm....
  • by Craig Maloney (1104) * on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:01AM (#6743665)
    (http://decafbad.net/ | Last Journal: Wednesday April 05 2006, @04:17PM)
    Before, the story read that he was taking a year off to get his MBNA. Sheesh, I get at least two offers a month from those bohos for instant credit. :)
  • MBA? (Score:5, Funny)

    by tinrobot (314936) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:01AM (#6743670)
    What does a Linux kernel coding god need with an MBA?
    • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Funny)

      What does a Linux kernel coding god need with an MBA?
      Because MBA'ers get all the girls.
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    • Re:MBA? by ShadeARG (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:05AM
      • Re:MBA? by pyite (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:15AM
    • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Funny)

      by Mournblade (72705) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:08AM (#6743740)
      (http://www.fritzhollingsblows.com/)
      Well, the SCO suit is going to result in Linux being declared illegal, so he'll need a new career.
      [ Parent ]
    • Re:NBA? by cK-Gunslinger (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:08AM
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    • Re:MBA? by fussman (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:10AM
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    • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by mnmn (145599) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:10AM (#6743755)
      (http://ghazan.hazara.org/)
      Apart from being 'funny', honestly why would Alan Cox need any degree or certification? He can go to any Linux development company and put his resume on the table:

      Alan Cox.

      Unless the HR manager is a college assistant who has Bonzi Buddy installed on her Windows laptop, Alan will get hired. I suppose some larger companies have policies to honor degrees at all levels of the management and Senior Cox is getting ambitious. In that case it kinda gets sad to see him planning to manage rather than code.
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      • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by ralphus (577885) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:14AM (#6743797)
        Is it totally crazy to think that he just might *want* one?
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        • Re:MBA? by an_mo (Score:3) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:10AM
          • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

            by Nexx (75873) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:16AM (#6744394)
            Excuse me? Learning how to effectively manage a corporation, and more importantly, learning how a corporate brain thinks is useless? I'm failing to see how the MBA will be useless to anyone with visions of starting a company, which is what went through my head when I first saw the /. article.
            [ Parent ]
            • Re:MBA? by Lumpy (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:05PM
              • Re:MBA? by Nexx (Score:2) Thursday August 21 2003, @01:36AM
            • Re:MBA? by smack.addict (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:45AM
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          • Re:MBA? by saden1 (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:21AM
        • Yes. by CGP314 (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:30AM
          • Re:Yes. by CGP314 (Score:1) Thursday August 21 2003, @02:13AM
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      • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by anthonyrcalgary (622205) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:16AM (#6743815)
        Because learning is fun and you can't learn everything you want to know by coding alone.

        And he might want to teach.
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        • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

          by mikeee (137160) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:19AM (#6743851)
          And if he wants to start a business, or be upper management, a (good, not diploma mill) MBA will be a big win.
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          • Re:MBA? by yoriknme (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @03:52PM
          • Re:MBA? by grug0 (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:29AM
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        • Re:MBA? by lovebyte (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:29AM
          • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

            by killmenow (184444) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:40AM (#6744056)
            (http://www.inthri.com/)
            I have ~ 15 years of technical experience and I would love an MBA. Why? So I could have a better idea what goes on in the mind of the CEO. I just don't get the thinking a lot of times.

            The education provided in the MBA path is (to me) no more than a window into the vagaries of the management mind. A scary thought, indeed...but who doesn't wonder the "whys" of management?
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            • Re:MBA? by cHiphead (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:05AM
            • Re:MBA? by Glock27 (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:18AM
              • Re:MBA? by spectecjr (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:40PM
              • Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @01:16PM
              • Re:MBA? (Score:4, Informative)

                by Glock27 (446276) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @02:35PM (#6747514)
                And a few less people who've swallowed the "H1B holders do the same work for much less" bullshit.

                No, it's more like "H1B holders do more work for the same money", i.e. 80 hour weeks with no complaints, on salary. And that salary will be at the bottom of the relevant scale, every time.

                Further, the use of H1B holders is stupid for two unrelated reasons: you're shipping money to overseas economies, and you're training a workforce to compete against you once it returns home (which most do).

                Again, using H1B workers and/or outsourcing is moronic in the long run, and is against the best interests of the United States and it's citizens.

                Those are the facts, Jack.

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              • Re:MBA? by Glock27 (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @02:40PM
              • Re:MBA? by jvj1 (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @05:19PM
              • Re:MBA? by Stuntmonkey (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @06:00PM
              • No, *you* are wrong. by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @08:13PM
              • Re:MBA? by gwappo (Score:3) Thursday August 21 2003, @01:32AM
              • Re:MBA? by Glock27 (Score:2) Thursday August 21 2003, @12:14PM
              • Re:MBA? by spectecjr (Score:2) Thursday August 21 2003, @06:07PM
              • Re:MBA? by Glock27 (Score:2) Thursday August 21 2003, @06:40PM
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            • Re:MBA? by Stuntmonkey (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:58AM
            • Re:MBA? by ichimunki (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:03PM
            • Re:MBA? by El (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @02:34PM
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      • University Lecturer? by msgmonkey (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:22AM
      • Re:MBA? (Score:4, Funny)

        by Mandi Walls (6721) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:23AM (#6743901)
        (http://www.linuxchick.org/ | Last Journal: Thursday January 23 2003, @11:50PM)
        Know Thy Enemies
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      • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by stilwebm (129567) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:24AM (#6743912)
        Apart from being 'funny', honestly why would Alan Cox need any degree or certification? He can go to any Linux development company and put his resume on the table:

        Unlike the world of MCSEs and A+ certifications, you don't go and "get" a degree. You earn a degree by learning important skills. He is not going to school just to get a piece of paper. In the case of an MBA, he will learn important management skills that take many years of real-world experience to learn. In business school, that take 1 to 2 years to master many of the skills.

        Perhaps he wants to start a business? He is a great coder, good at managing source code trees, but an MBA will teach him about managing a business. Alan obviously isn't just trying to improve his resume, he's trying to improve himself.
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        • Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:44AM
        • Re:MBA? (Score:4, Insightful)

          by realnowhereman (263389) <andyparkins.gmail@com> on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:44AM (#6744095)
          Degree != real-world experience.

          I've got both, as I'm sure do many on slashdot. The two are symbiotic, not the same.
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          • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Informative)

            by sql*kitten (1359) * on Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:14AM (#6744360)
            Degree != real-world experience. I've got both, as I'm sure do many on slashdot. The two are symbiotic, not the same.

            A good MBA programme won't take you without experience. Typical students have worked for 3 to 8 years before applying to B-school.
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            • Re:MBA? by realnowhereman (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:49AM
            • Re:MBA? by pmz (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:34AM
              • Re:MBA? by afidel (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @05:52PM
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            • Re:MBA? by stilwebm (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @03:46PM
        • Re:MBA? by ealar dlanvuli (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:06AM
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      • Re:MBA? by Darth (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:25AM
      • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by gallir (171727) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:34AM (#6744004)
        (http://mnm.uib.es/gallir/)
        Because "the security of getting hired at any time" doesn't always mean your goals, wishes and desire for learning new things are already fulfilled.
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      • Re:MBA? by Epistax (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:37AM
      • by Carnage4Life (106069) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:39AM (#6744046)
        (http://www.25hoursaday.com/weblog | Last Journal: Saturday May 11 2002, @11:36PM)
        Apart from being 'funny', honestly why would Alan Cox need any degree or certification? He can go to any Linux development company and put his resume on the table:

        All of Alan Cox's credentials as a kernel hacker can get him is a job as a coder (software developer, senior developer, development lead, etc). In some places it may be enough to get him a job as a software architect depending on the kind of company he tries to get work at.

        However if Alan wants to break into upper management or start his own company then all his l337 kernel hacking skills aren't worth a hill of beans compared to the knowledge he could get from an MBA and the doors it opens.

        Funnily enough, I was just thinking about going back to school for an MBA in a year or two but wondered if it would be a bad idea for a person so interested in technical pursuits. But if Alan Cox can do it I don't see why I can't.

        Thanks for the inspiration Alan.
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      • Linux devs need day job .. [Humor] by AHumbleOpinion (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:06AM
      • Re:MBA? by TheGreenLantern (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:13AM
        • Re:MBA? by afidel (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @05:56PM
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      • Re:MBA? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Epi-man (59145) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:48AM (#6744710)
        (Last Journal: Tuesday May 02 2006, @01:59PM)
        When I was trying to decide whether to return to school for my graduate degrees, a professor told me a saying I found most profound, "knowledge is a form of wealth that can not be stolen from you." Perhaps Alan wishes to enrich himself, no?
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      • Re:MBA? by The Mayor (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:57AM
        • Re:MBA? by The Mayor (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:00PM
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    • Re:MBA? (Score:4, Insightful)

      by ReadParse (38517) <john&funnycow,com> on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:15AM (#6743809)
      (http://john.cavaliers.org/)
      Well, I can understand this, even though I've never been quite the academic. I'm sure he doesn't need it for employment, but rather because he wants the education itself. And that's admirable.

      RP
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    • Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:17AM
    • I can see if now... by dasmegabyte (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:42AM
    • Re:MBA? by nagora (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:57AM
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  • by Osrin (599427) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:04AM (#6743696)
    (http://osrin.net/)
    ... ready to take on any challenge. http://osrin.netfirms.com/files/second.htm
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  • the truth! (Score:5, Funny)

    by borgdows (599861) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:05AM (#6743708)
    Liars!

    The Truth is that Alan Cox has resigned from Linux development since he's not able to pay us the required development license (69,900$) we were asking to him. He preferred giving up instead of being sued to death as he deserves.

    Cheers,

    -- Darl MacBride
    • Re:the truth! (Score:4, Funny)

      That may be the plan....

      Linux thrives on it's coders not it's users.
      (However a good chunk of it's users are coders and realisticly the users are head hunters for more coders)

      Yester it was:
      Hi I'm Timmy age 6 I made a rocket out of used toilet paper rolls.
      (An impressive feat. The reason kids projects are inferoer to adult projects is available resources.)

      Today it's :
      Hi I'm mike age 3 I fixed 37 bugs in the Linux kernel increased speed 7 times and created a feature critical to making the next generation computers possable.

      Tomarow it's:
      Hi I'm Steve age 2 I've learnned to steal becouse there is less chance of me going to jail for shoplifting than be sued by someone clamming they own the code I wrote.
      (I was going to correct my grammer but I remembered that Steve is 2... I'll be dammed if a 2 year old has better grammer than I do.
      A 5 year old yes.. but not a 2 year old)
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      • Re:the truth! by mnemonic_ (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:45AM
        • Re:the truth! by glenstar (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:12AM
  • Explain to me.. (Score:2)

    by cK-Gunslinger (443452) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:05AM (#6743712)
    (http://ck-gunslinger.deviantart.com/ | Last Journal: Thursday July 08 2004, @01:17PM)
    Ok, I thought that each previous version was "set in stone," so to speak, and all new development takes place on the current kernel?

    Now I envision that each kernel steps through major revisions (2.2 -> 2.4 -> 2.6), but development continues on each revision. Is this right?
  • Summer job at SCO, reviewing code?
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  • Taking Over (Score:5, Interesting)

    by njvic (614279) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:09AM (#6743744)
    Now it sounds like the 2.2 kernel is up for grabs to someone who is 'good at refusing patches and being ignored'...

    OK here's the chance for a question I've always had to be answered.

    What is the process involved in getting someone to take over 2.2 kernel and who has the final say in who is selected? I have always been curious about the more politcal side of GNU/Linux and your answers would be much appreciated.

    Cheers!
  • by jetkust (596906) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:12AM (#6743772)
    What team is he playing for?
  • Suggestion (Score:5, Funny)

    by TrailerTrash (91309) * on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:12AM (#6743773)
    I nominate Darl McBride. He has an intimate knowledge of the Linux kernel, intellectual property issues, and has a relationship with the Linux developer community.

  • Happy thought... (Score:3, Funny)

    by HiQ (159108) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:13AM (#6743780)
    I'm glad it's a MBA and not a MCSE 8)
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  • Cox should go to law school. (Score:1, Flamebait)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:13AM (#6743782)
    That's where to future of Linux seems to be -- a court room.
  • What timing. (Score:5, Interesting)

    by digrieze (519725) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:13AM (#6743786)
    The timing on this is incredible. The most stable kernal we've got that isn't under the SCO shadow is now effectively frozen, thereby preventing any potential code polution. Cox may have just provided the instant way out if SCO wins. I wonder if this is accidental or sheer genious?

    Good luck Alan with the MBA, maybe you'll get paid what you're worth (finally).

  • a year to get an MBA? (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:22AM (#6743884)
    i highly doubt that.. it takes AT LEAST 3, if lucky, years to get an MBA..
    • Re:a year to get an MBA? by RazzleFrog (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:31AM
    • Re:a year to get an MBA? by Christianfreak (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:34AM
    • Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:45AM
    • Re:a year to get an MBA? by toganet (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:51AM
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    • Re:a year to get an MBA? (Score:4, Funny)

      by malraid (592373) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:52AM (#6744153)
      Well, he is taking a shortcut. Most likely he is stealing some credits from SCO.
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    • Re:a year to get an MBA? by Surak (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:57AM
    • Re:a year to get an MBA? (Score:4, Informative)

      by Talthane (699885) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:57AM (#6744200)
      Sorry, you're thinking of the wrong country. In the UK, it takes 3-4 years for a degree; 1 year for a Masters (MBA); and then the doctorates can yawn on as long as a decade, if you can come up with cunning enough proposals for funding. About the only similarity with the American system is the names, really - and the dry personalities that result from 20-odd years in academia when some folk emerge blinking into the world. :-)
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  • To Quote My Parents (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Raven42rac (448205) * on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:25AM (#6743923)
    "You're taking a year off, do you want to be a loser or something?" Is Alan like, insecure about his job prospects, or just likes learning? I would err towards the latter.
  • stupid question (Score:1, Redundant)

    dumb question, but doesn't it take 2 years to get an MBA?
    • Re:stupid question (Score:5, Funny)

      by cK-Gunslinger (443452) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:32AM (#6743981)
      (http://ck-gunslinger.deviantart.com/ | Last Journal: Thursday July 08 2004, @01:17PM)
      Only if you use a Windows 9x version. Linux has superior SMP support.
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    • Re:stupid question (Score:4, Informative)

      by twilight30 (84644) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:52AM (#6744156)
      (http://slashdot.org/)
      No, not at all a dumb question. North American MBAs take two years on average.

      Europe, on the other hand, offers a bucketload of one-year Master's programmes; it's not limited to just MBA programmes. (I did an MSc in London that was like this.) Generally 'taught' Masters are shorter than the 'research' Masters, the latter of which are considered the priming ground for PhD programmes (in both the UK and the US). Unlike the US, though, nonMBA Masters are considered pretty good in their own right.

      Good luck to Cox, though. I'm looking into an MBA myself and it does not look nice. Pointy heads, here I come...
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    • Re:stupid question by squaretorus (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:56AM
    • Re:stupid question by killmenow (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:05AM
  • swap jobs (Score:3, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:27AM (#6743945)
    I have an MBA but have been interested in linux kernel development. Alan, could we just swap jobs for a year?
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  • As one A.C. to another.... (Score:1, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:37AM (#6744031)
    ... I know what you mean about "being ignored", and I feel your pain. All the best, my man!
    Signed,
    Anonymous Coward
  • Papers? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Garion911 (10618) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:39AM (#6744044)
    (http://garion.tzo.com/)
    What happens when one of his professors asks for an electronic copy in Word format?
    • He'll use Word ... by AHumbleOpinion (Score:3) Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:57AM
    • Re:Papers? by suss (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:37PM
    • by pmz (462998) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:46AM (#6745425)
      (http://www.lp.org/)
      But Word actually is the most useful document exchange format today...

      No, Word is the worst possible exchange format. It is proprietary to one corporation, it is a vector for script-based viruses, the tools that read it (other than Microsoft's products) cannot do so reliabily and predictably, and much of the world's population cannot and should not be expected to afford the MS Office software.

      Given, also, the recent revival of awareness about hidden information exchanged in Word documents, Word is not only a terrible format in principle, but it is a threat to privacy and security in a most fundamental way.

      So, Anonymous Astroturfer, you should go back to your cube and rethink your strategy for spreading lies into the public consciousness.

      For basic exhange of information, the best formats are plain text (for text, obviously) or PDF (for type-set documents). Other formats are just asking for trouble.
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      • Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by slamb (Score:2) Thursday August 21 2003, @01:15AM
      • by pmz (462998) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:19PM (#6745844)
        (http://www.lp.org/)
        Now this sounds pretty well-rehearsed.

        That's because it is true.

        When will people start realizing that there are free tools to handle Word format...

        Where are they? Are they 100% compatible with Microsoft's undocumented, proprietary, and volatile document format? It is impossible for these tools to live up to their promises when there is a 100% likelihood their reverse-engineering efforts came up short.

        Word is the format of choice even in the free-software-world

        Only when Microsoft releases a 100% complete and comprehensible document explaining every aspect of the Word formats (yes there are more than one). Given that it is not in their financial interest to do so, I can guarantee that Word will basically never become the format of choice outside of the Microsoft micro-universe.

        The most likely outcome is that one of the emerging XML formats, such as that for OpenOffice.org, will become the de-facto standard for editable document exchange. By then, I hope that Microsoft will be little more than a niche figment of their former selves (not unlike SCO, soon).
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  • And when he gets back (Score:2, Funny)

    by Carrion Creeper (673888) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:39AM (#6744047)
    Alan: I'm back! Can I have my kernel now?

    New Maintainer: Noooooooo! Mine!

    Alan: but...

    Possibly the willingness to give it back should be a quilification, unless Alan wants it back as his own personal branch.
  • SCO CEO (Score:3, Funny)

    by rfg (163595) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:48AM (#6744117)
    "Linux guru Alan Cox is taking a year off from RedHat and kernel development to get his MBA."

    Obviously, RedHat figures they'll own SCO soon and need someone with an MBA to manage it for them. Alan Cox to the rescue!
  • A year off from what? (Score:2, Funny)

    by stratjakt (596332) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:53AM (#6744162)
    (Last Journal: Sunday November 11, @09:31AM)
    From his part time hobby?

    I need to take a year off from playing playstation, it's hard work, I need to focus on my edumcation.
  • Alan Who? (Score:3, Informative)

    by heironymouscoward (683461) <heironymouscoward@nOSPAM.yahoo.com> on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:54AM (#6744175)
    (Last Journal: Saturday May 01 2004, @04:37AM)
    Sorry, bad joke. Ahem...

    Dear Alan,

    Thanks for the good work. We owe you one.

    Sincerely,
    Geeks of the World
  • The $699 question... (Score:3, Interesting)

    by adamofgreyskull (640712) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:15AM (#6744370)
    (http://www.adamofgreyskull.co.uk/)
    ...what uni is he going to? Moreover..how many geeks would apply there just to be near him? :o)
  • Where's he going? (Score:2)

    by mckwant (65143) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:25AM (#6744480)
    Anybody know? Just curious.
  • Vice Linus Torvalds Who? (Score:3, Interesting)

    by 4of12 (97621) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:38AM (#6744589)
    (http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Wednesday October 23 2002, @05:38PM)

    I've always been impressed with how much Alan Cox does for the Linux kernel.

    He's technically very sharp and handles an incredible amount of incoming patches, very professionally.

    For his talents, he ought to be paid handsomely, but for a number of years he's simply been a trusted chief lieutenant in charge of operations for the Linux kernel. Linus gets his mug on the magazines, while Alan Cox is pretty much known only in the geek community.

    I hope Alan's MBA brings him the money he deserves. However, Linux kernel development will hiccough a bit more without him releasing all these 2.6.x-ac? kernels.

  • by cowbutt (21077) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @10:59AM (#6744887)
    (Last Journal: Friday August 01 2003, @10:00AM)
    ...that these days, it's the suits, politicians and the lawyers who get to change the world, not the craftsmen, inventors, hackers, engineers, chemists, artists and musicians.

    Given his talents, I expect he feels he can better achieve his goals by working at the political layer, rather than hacking code at the coalface.

    Either that, or Red Hat have said something like "y'know, we'd like to make you VP of ... but it won't look good if we do that and you don't have any demonstrable business qualifications". ;-)

    Good luck to him - we need more technically clued folks in the former group!

    --

  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:09AM (#6745016)
    Alan wrote: all that will be viable is lawyers and finance [slashdot.org]

    Alan is VERY smart. Is his quote above the real reason, why he seeks an alternative career opportunity? Tech as a profession is dead if you're living in the first world.

  • Welsh!!! (Score:3, Interesting)

    by tvm662 (232083) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:16AM (#6745093)
    Well good luck to Alan.

    No doubt he will breeze throught the MBA, but learning welsh is another matter, its a really really hard language to learn.

    For example in most languages you have to learn how the verbs change in the sentance, but in welsh the nouns change too! For example the welsh word for Wales is Cymru, but when you say Welcome to Wales, "Croeso i Gymru", the C changes to a G. My patents both tried to learn and found it very hard. But then Alan may be like a lot of Welsh people who learnt welsh at school and has forgotten it since in which case picking it up again might not be too bad.

    Tom.
    • Re:Welsh!!! by whoever57 (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @01:13PM
      • Re:Welsh!!! by tvm662 (Score:2) Wednesday August 20 2003, @01:40PM
        • Re:Welsh!!! by ploppy (Score:1) Wednesday August 20 2003, @04:48PM
    • Re:Welsh!!! by Viol8 (Score:3) Thursday August 21 2003, @03:32AM
      • Re:Welsh!!! by latroM (Score:1) Friday August 22 2003, @10:19AM
  • by Findel (663041) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:24AM (#6745182)
    (http://www.wubbleyew.com/blog | Last Journal: Wednesday May 26 2004, @02:29AM)
    According to a guy I work with (Stephen Waldie), who used to be Alun's sysadmin in Uni "back in the day" Alun used to be a bit of a lazy bum and didn't generally do any work in Uni.

    It will be interesting to see how he copes this time around. And whether he will make it to the 8:30 lectures on a monday morning (I have been told they used to have them but i am not old enough to remember).

    I do suppose he has Telsa to kick him out of bed now though. LOL
  • by holzp (87423) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:28AM (#6745222)
    i would suggest law school instead...
  • by sybarite (566454) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:48AM (#6745453)
    (http://www.pragmatictech.com/)
    In case you are reading /. - just wanted to say thanks for all your work. Good luck and have fun with the MBA.
  • by mbakaitis (675519) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:56AM (#6745566)
    Given his technical skills, and his soon to be expanded business skilss, the real question is:

    What business is he going to start?

    There are really two reasons to get one of these...you either want to climb the corporate ladder or you need to study the things needed to become an entrepreneur.

    I suppose "personal edification" could be a third...but naaaah...it's an MBA after all!

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  • by Anonymous Meoward (665631) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:35PM (#6746041)

    I'm curious as to which B-school Alan will be attending. Will it be in the Raleigh/Durham area? Full time? Part time/evenings/weekends?

    Available local options for the MBA degree are:

    • NC State University -- just re-branded their Master's in Scientific Mgmt. degree to an MBA. Very good technically-oriented degree, but the program is very new. Their degree is great for getting a job in NC, but I'm not sure how it'll play outside the Tar Heel State.
    • UNC (main campus at Chapel Hill) -- consistently one of the top 25 programs in the USA, usually ranked by media outlets as one of the top ten. Very well-known. A bit pricier than NC State though.
    • Duke -- arguably one of the most prestigious in the States, usually ranked just after Harvard, Stanford, and possibly Dartmouth and Yale. Confers god-like status, but often requires a second or third mortgage to be financed.
    • Wake Forest U. in Winston-Salem -- a bit of a kick from the Triangle area. Don't know much else about their MBA program though.

    I just started the evening program at UNC myself (the wife is one year into it). It'll be a very intense two years, but it'll also be worth every last dollar and minute.

    Oh well. If you're in Chapel Hill, Alan, show up and say Hi to the evening class of 2005. Once we meet, I'll gladly introduce you once I recover from all the fainting.

  • Life after Linux (Score:3, Interesting)

    by BigGerman (541312) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:45PM (#6746181)
    I understand there is a small group of people (4-10) who are the highest level developers of Linux kernel. They are maintainers of the particular version trees, large areas of the kernel, etc.
    This group is very small. What will happen when significant percentage of them loses interest in further kernel development? What will happen if Linus himself moves on?
    And how does Linux situation compare to other OSS projects - Apache, BSD?
  • Payment (Score:1)

    by Mariux (692165) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @01:20PM (#6746621)
    (http://www.saklig.net/)
    Was he paid to maintain the 2.2 kernel? And if so, by who? OSDN?
  • But, I'd not want the thankless job Alan's been doing unless someone like Red Hat hired me to do it and paid me well. (Hint...Hint... :-)
  • by Nighttime (231023) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @03:54PM (#6748413)
    (http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Sunday August 10 2003, @06:00AM)
    > Alan Cox wrote: [..] No I didnt. Someone else wrote that. Please keep attributions straight. -- From linux-kernel

    Coincidence? or one of the /. editors?
  • New language (Score:3, Funny)

    by amightywind (691887) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @03:55PM (#6748417)
    (Last Journal: Friday December 08 2006, @04:42PM)
    and on the pet side project of learning Welsh.

    Is that related to Lisp?

  • Annoyed? (Score:1)

    by term0r (471206) <`zn.ten.eripsni' `ta' `mret'> on Wednesday August 20 2003, @08:04PM (#6750387)
    I used to quite ritually read his Diary online at http://www.linux.org.uk/diary/ [linux.org.uk] until he started writing it in Welsh! Did anyone else suffer from a similar fate?
  • A job opening? (Score:2)

    by Pathetic Coward (33033) on Thursday August 21 2003, @01:30PM (#6756970)
    RedHat will receive 5000 resumes for Cox's job ...
  • Muther McRae! (Score:1)

    by jo42 (227475) on Monday August 25 2003, @01:12PM (#6785907)
    (http://127.0.0.42/)

    400 posts and nothing intelligent written at all..
  • Re:Wow! (Score:1)

    by operagost (62405) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:11AM (#6743762)
    (http://operagost.com/ | Last Journal: Monday May 01 2006, @12:08PM)
    It's not 1965 anymore. IBM doesn't pull that crap, because they were righteously smacked down for it. However, considering the case of Microsoft, getting anyone in the U.S. government to firmly and fairly execute antitrust law in the past decade seems to be impossible!
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  • Re:Suggestion (Score:1)

    by SugoiMonkey (648879) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:12AM (#6743774)
    (http://tmp.opaquecafe.com/ | Last Journal: Saturday February 08 2003, @11:13PM)
    Because we're idiots; and well, quite frankly, most of us would be scared by his last name.
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  • by broeman (638571) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:14AM (#6743791)
    (http://jesperbrodersen.dk/ | Last Journal: Friday July 18 2003, @07:09AM)
    Alan Cox is involved in discussions around (July XFree86 Open Discussion Mailing List), and is not ignored when speaking. I really liked what he did for the 2.2 to keep it strong, and when he comes back, the 2.4 might be waiting for him for the same task.
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  • Re:Wow! (Score:1)

    by BlackHawk-666 (560896) <ivan.hawkes@mac.com> on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:26AM (#6743933)
    (http://www.ivanhawkes.com/)
    Damn, looks like Darl must have signed up another new account on Slashdot and hoped nobody would notice he was posting under a nom de plume.
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  • by peterpi (585134) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @09:40AM (#6744054)
    Well I thought that was pretty funny.
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  • Re:I nominate... (Score:1)

    by bumbleboy (679078) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @11:27AM (#6745219)
    What?.. adding code without looking at the link provided?
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  • Re:MBA? (Score:1)

    by bbcb (520333) on Wednesday August 20 2003, @12:02PM (#6745642)
    No, he's Welsh.
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