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Favorite U.S. Political Party
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- Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
- Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
- This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.
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Mission option (Score:5, Funny)
Would have been way funnier with a "Lemon" option.
Bullmoose? (Score:2, Funny)
I am, after all, voting for Teddy Roosevelt this time around.
Re:Mission option (Score:5, Funny)
If it's gonna be THAT kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Re:Mission option (Score:3, Funny)
Re:They all suck (Score:5, Funny)
They all suck donkey balls.
Like hell they do, you evil liberal hack. They suck ELEPHANT balls.
Re:Birthday! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:1st vote? (Score:5, Funny)
Hate America and go liberal? I always thought that the liberals were the ones that loved America. You know, the real America. The one they taught us about in school. I don't remember them teaching me that America was a country of torturing, free-speech inhibiting, third-world-country suppressing people. But you probably went to a different school than I did.
Pardon me if you were being facetious and I missed the joke.
Re:1st vote? (Score:5, Funny)
Political discussion is an activity for fools. It's like arguing which brand of anal lube or who's servant of satan is better.
Editors, there's two future polls right there! My money is on Prep-H and Lucifer.
Re:1st vote? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They all suck (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Pirate? (Score:5, Funny)
I pretty sure all states have ballots.
Royalist (Score:5, Funny)
I voted whig, but only because royalist and unionist (in the Irish sense) were missing. When you rebellious colonists come back to accept the supremacy of the crown and parliament you will cure all the social, welfare and cultural ills that are prevalent throughout "America".
Constitutional monarchy rules. OK
Re:Mission option (Score:5, Funny)
Would have been way funnier with a "Lemon" option.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory
Re:1st vote? (Score:5, Funny)
Ummm, Prep-H is for hemorrhoids not lubrication and Lucifer IS satan. Try Anal-eze and Azreal. Or, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. Both work better.
I did not know that George W. Bush is a brand of anal lube.
Re:They all suck (Score:4, Funny)
They all suck donkey balls.
Like hell they do, you evil liberal hack. They suck ELEPHANT balls.
I never get invited to these kinds of parties
Re:Useful poll (Score:4, Funny)
Re:They all suck (Score:3, Funny)
No, we're all stuck over on the right. That's the problem.
So we need a new song.
Re:1st vote? (Score:5, Funny)
Would Santorum count as an answer to both?
Well... (Score:4, Funny)
There must be some kind of way out of here.
Re:Oh come on (Score:5, Funny)
Does this mean Cowboy Neal will be the 45-th president of the United States or will the people of Pakistan vote Romney into the White House?
Cowboy Neal is a member of the Illuminati and doesn't bother himself with such paltry matters as head of state of some country or other. He's content to pull the strings from behind the curtain.
Missing choice? (Score:3, Funny)
I was looking for the American Christian Fascist Party, and I'll admit that it took me a minute to realise that you still call them Republicans.