I think wearable computing will take off...
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Wear it?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Peasant! I'll pay someone to wear the technology for me.
"Look where I'm looking through the Glass, you incompetent lackey!"
There'll be a killer app. (Score:5, Funny)
Not just face recognition to remember people's names for you, it'll be something networky so it can go viral. Or something that increases safety so parents get it for their kids.
Re:There'll be a killer app. (Score:5, Funny)
People like you are going to force me to wear masks in public.
I'm cool with that, so why wait?
Re:There'll be a killer app. (Score:5, Funny)
Hi there *pause* Bob! How are the *pause* wife and 404 not found?
I'm reminded of an old joke... (Score:4, Funny)
This poll reminds me of a hilarious scatological joke I heard years ago. I found a version of it here [jokelibrary.net]:
Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (Heads of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD, Advanced Micro Devices) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.
Bill says, "Oh, that's my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call." Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, "Oh, this is my new personal communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere."
The others nod, and the meeting continues.
Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He states, "Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call." Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, "I also have a personal communication system. My earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth."
The others nod, and the meeting continues.
Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, "Somebody get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving a fax!"
Re:First! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:First! (Score:5, Funny)
I also haven't seen one in ages. They seemed to have vanished around 2007/2008.
Are you a time traveler, perhaps?
Yes, but I seem to be stuck going in one direction and at a pretty constant pace.