Quantum Programming with Perl 189
moyix writes: "There's an article over at perl.com that describes how to use a perl module called Quantum::Entanglement. Using this module, one can simulate programming for a quantum computer. Developers looking to keep their skills current well into the next decade should check this out ;) Debian folks can grab libquantum-entanglement-perl and libquantum-superpositions-perl."
Shave and a haircut, qubits! (Score:4, Funny)
No fair! (Score:4, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
This is new? (Score:4, Funny)
For some of us, this is nothing new.
Quantum Perl.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:thats nice but.. (Score:2, Funny)
The superpositioned BSOD (Score:2, Funny)
awww... (Score:2, Funny)
Awwww... I need a life...
At least I might or might not have a life.
Hmmm.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Entanglement? (Score:2, Funny)
print substr("the quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.",
$_,1)
for
(1,2,36,3,10,21,38,38,36,
41,9,16,21,7,8,25,36,17,5);
CRASH (Score:2, Funny)
Wife::Cook module next? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Real quantum computing (Score:2, Funny)
Did I mention that simulating a quantum system on a deterministic machine will require EXPONENTIAL time and space?
Go Perl.
Finally (Score:4, Funny)
-Paul Komarek
Re:Hmmm.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:thats nice but.. (Score:4, Funny)
Incoming message for Mr. Shor: Your algorithm doesn't work.
(ob. H2G2 ref.) Wait a minute ... *slaps forehead* Now I understand! 42! It all makes perfect sense now!
Hooray! (Score:2, Funny)
The *New* Drake Equation... (Score:1, Funny)
(This is the Drake equation for the 22nd Century)
The Harter Equation:
*If* it's possible to make a quantum computer that can describe a reality equal to or greater than our own universe in detail, and *if* it's possible to create an infinite number of simulated universes with this level of detail, the chance that our universe is actually a quantum simulation would be nearly infinite*. There would be infinitely more artificial universes (that think they're real) than real ones. Now if an artificial universes (like our own?) can create other artificial universes, the chances that we're an original universe becomes even more implausible. Nice dreams!