Beware Employment Contracts 619
A lot of people think they have no negotiating ability. You do. When you're thinking of signing on with some company, and they send you a boiler-plate contract to sign, don't just sign it and send it back. Read it carefully. Alter it as you see fit, striking out sections, adding sections, and initialing each change. Then sign it, make a copy for yourself, and send it back.
Where it says:
company owns the rights to all work produced during the term of employment
Just strike it out, and change it to:
company owns the rights to code written during working hours and in direct furtherance of any tasks assigned by the company
See how much nicer that reads? Now, when you do this, there are two possibilities: either the company will ignore it and hire you, or they will object to your alteration of the contract. In the second case, if they stand firm on the boiler-plate contract, I suggest you simply ask for more money - for instance, if you were expecting an 8 hour/day job and their contract asserts that they own what you do 24 hours/day, then you'll need at least three times as much salary to compensate.
And if you and the company cannot reach an agreement, well, maybe you didn't want to work for them anyway. If they're already screwing you before you've even signed on, that's not a good omen.
There's already some good advice in the comments on the perlmonks story, so I'll leave it at that.
I would like to know the name of the company. (Score:5, Funny)
No frigging way. (Score:2, Funny)
I checked my contract before signing... (Score:2, Funny)
The funny part is that my current employer is very liberal with the licensing on my code and their environment is not very Linux friendly. My former employer was a
;)
You don't own your rant (Score:4, Funny)
microsoft sucks (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Argh.. (Score:2, Funny)
Upon hearing my lack of interest in the position the day after that, they spent two weeks harassing me for the unsigned contract, and eventually claimed the printed copy was "company property" and I was legally bound to return it, next-day air, to them, and threatened me with a lawsuit. (This was a law firm, btw). Phone calls stopped, letters came, kept me in stuff to burn for 2 months.
Lawyers suck.
Does that mean... (Score:1, Funny)
If you hate your job anyways... (Score:5, Funny)
I often thought that if I really wanted to quit and didn't care about a good reference, I'd take my camera to the local zoo and shoot several rolls of, er..., animal droppings, then lay out a book of photos of these, er... products of nature. And, since the company has all IP rights, put them down as the author.
It'd all be worth it when HR got the pre-press of the glossy coffe table book of Products, by Joe's Software, with the big picture of a turd on the cover.
Re:Scary (Score:3, Funny)
although in my case it was a fear of being sued for reverse engineering stuff from multiple companies.
Re:Argh.. (Score:1, Funny)
The only thing worse than lawyers are those who use them.
Re:Argh.. (Score:2, Funny)
Have you read the fine print of your employment contract? Maybe you have and maybe your employer doesn't own your mother's kitchen, but I have seen employment contracts in which the employer claimed rights to all creative work of the employee, whether or not directly related to the employment task ... so be careful not to write the Great American Novel whilst under the term of such employ
Re:I checked my contract before signing... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:or in Washington (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Argh.. (Score:2, Funny)
If any code you write belongs to the company... (Score:2, Funny)
If you are not prepared to go that far, write a program with some errors/security holes (buffer overflows, etc...) If the compant asks about it, tell the company that it is something you wrote in your own time and not to use it.
Re:Argh.. (Score:4, Funny)
a very controversial work that your employer
will have the rights to. A porn movie,
perhaps.
Re:One thing-- overtime (Score:2, Funny)
Of course this is rubbish - crack'll screw me up. Software won't. Even if I buy my crack from the government or whoever makes it, it'll still screw me up.
An incorrect
Re:Scary (Score:1, Funny)
You ARE aware that using a pseudonym to release code you're not legally allowed to is about as clever and legal as wearing a Potato Head Mask while robbing a bank?
Re:slavery (Score:2, Funny)
It's something else entirely, something new and hostile to ideals we've held for over 225 years.
The term "business fascism" leapt to my mind when I read your post.
Re:Read your contracts (Score:3, Funny)
1)
The boss' firstborn daughter, on her 18th birthday, shall be delivered to me while in a cake and wearing a teddy.
2)
[more of the same]