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aftk2 writes
"PHP.Net has just reported the release of PHP 4.3.0. The update sports a unified method of handling files and sockets, a bundled GD library (for working with images), and finalizes PHP's command line interface. For other information, check out the ChangeLog."
I'm waiting for php.NET (Score:0, Funny)
But does it have the Power (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why I prefer PHP to Perl (Score:5, Funny)
While I wouldn't use its to code the new Doom (VB would be a better choice)
*ROTFL*
Ahh, an excellent post. I'll give you a solid B+.
But, if I may give you some advice. The VB comment gives you away. You must make your trolls highly subtle, even more so than they are now. They must balance lightly on a fine edge between Trolldom and NonTrolldom. People in a hurry should be able to scan your message and be 100% convinced you are an idiot, and have no idea you are really in control. Then they will post, and when the troll is discovered, THEY will look like idiots, and you will be revealed as a genius because of your gentle entrapment. This is the true genius of a troll. To ensnare and to incite the unwary.
One metric I use in my own efforts is the dynamic of up/down moderations. A "perfect troll" should look like this:
I wish you luck in your further efforts.
Student suspended over suspected use of PHP (Score:5, Funny)