A Critical Look at Trusted Computing 278
mod12 writes "After just attending a two-week summer program on the theoretical foundations of security (one of the speakers was from Microsoft research), I have been interested in trying to find out if the "trusted computing" initiative was still alive. I got my answer today in the New York Times from an article that was fortunately rather critical of the concept."
Microsoft . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Weasel wording (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's full of hex! (Score:5, Funny)
huh?!? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Two terms that don't work together (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Markoff!!!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Trusting Trusted Computing (Score:2, Funny)
I trust Microsoft R&D to come up with good security concepts, but I don't trust Microsoft to implement the good security concepts without having giant security holes in them. Then they can make programs that monitor/protect the security holes in the other security programs, and they will have holes, too. This would be an infinite recursion, BTW.
I can see the ad now:
Security programs with security problems. Only from Microsoft.
It's simple... (Score:5, Funny)
Doublethink (Score:5, Funny)
he went on to explain:
"What I mean is that we cannot have our customers using deductive reasoning to come to an obvious conclusion which might jeopardize our market share (control). Could you imagine the implications? We would rather them just trust us - and relax - big broth.. uhhh... I mean Microsoft has it all taken care of"
Re:You know, this is irritating... (Score:1, Funny)
And based on how fucking hard it is to remove that abortion from XP (not "hide its icon", I want the fucking executable the fuck off the hard drive, Gates, because it's my box, not yours!), never mind 2k3 or whatever's coming down the pipe, holy fuck, it'll be harder to get rid of Express Outbreak than it will be to brute-force the TCPA uber-uber-key.
(Oh, and the backdoor that overrides the uber-uber-key and allows RIAA to wipe your drive is 53N4T-0RH4T-CH1505-4M4B1N-L4D3N-IN4P1-65U1T. Figured I'd save you geeks a few quadrillion times the age of the universe by leaking the key here.)
Re:It's full of hex! (Score:2, Funny)