Scriptiing The Enterprise With Java And PHP

jontr writes "There are many benefits of using PHP together with Java. In an article about JSR 223, Dejan Bosanac looks at origin of each language and describes future benefits for PHP and Java developers."

OK, that was not what i was expecting

[Rhinobird]

OK, that was not what i was expecting.
I was sort of expecting auto-generated scripts for star trek...it's time to go to bed.

NoooO!

[HaloZero]

I just... cannut... dooo it, kaptain!... the damned server j'st dunnit have the POWAH!!! Filthy cyrix piece of jun'k. I've seen Klingon garbage scows with bet'er processin' units than theeeze. Ah mean, you cannut really expect meh to be able to run a business on THIS kind of processor!

Tho I may be able to give ya' warp three...

OOGG CONFUSED!

[OOGG_THE_CAVEMAN]

OOGG lack much experience in PHP, but have much experience in stone age OO design.

OOGG confused by combined complaint of "restrictive OO model" and "no provision for protected members or private variables."

PROTECTED MEMBERS, PRIVATE VARIABLES ARE RESTRICTIVE OO MODEL. OOGG use simple stone-age example. OOGG HAVE STONE WHEEL. USE AS WHEEL. SOMETIMES, WANT ACCESS TO HOLE IN CENTER. Some programmer say that hole "protected implementation detail." OOGG think OOGG NO CARE WHAT YOU THINK AT DESIGN TIME. OOGG NEED HOLE ACCESS. OOGG NOT WANT BE FRIEND WITH ALL YOUR CLASSES, JUST USE HOLE!!!

OOGG not like restrictive OO model, INCLUDING not like often useless "protection" features. In general, programming languages ineffective tool for preventing stupidity. Should rather use club on head of stupid programmers. Darwinian process then result in smarter programmers, less outsourcing to foreign caves.

Scriptiing?

[Thing 1]

Do the editors have a spell checker? Do they have bosses who care?