Prevayler Quietly Reaches 2.0 Alpha, Bye RDBMS? 444
"We've used relational databases for years despite incompatibilities in SQL implementation. Accessing them from an OOP paradigm has been so tedious, that Object-Relational mapping technologies have sprouted all over the Open Source landscape. Some competing examples and models are Hibernate, OJB, TJDO, XORM, and Castor; which in turn have supporting frameworks such as Spring and SQLExecutor. Because SQL is the dominant form of interfacing with the data in an RDBMS, there's now a specification to offer it a friendlier OO face.
Most of the above, including the SQL-variants, arguably appear to add yet another layer of complexity (even if only at the integration level) where they should be taking complexity away. These solutions are put together by some very smart people, but it's inescapable to get that feeling someone is missing the forest (simple answer) because all the trees (incompatible models) are in the way. If there are so many after-the-fact solutions attempting to simplify relational database access and manipulation from OO, isn't it reasonable to think that there is something generally wrong with trying to cobble-together two disparate concepts with what are essentially high-caliber hacks? Is Prevayler a better way?"
Nice press release (Score:5, Funny)
Can't be done (Score:0, Funny)
Whoa wtf (Score:5, Funny)
Answers to your questions. (Score:1, Funny)
Hell no! Are you stupid?
If so, has it sped development because of the lack of OO-to-RDBMS complexity?
No. Reduced complexity? Are you smoking Crack?
Was there a significant learning curve to speak of?
Is, not was, there a significant learning curve? Hell yea. Take everything you know and throw it all out. Then learn this new backwards system and in the end you have a worthless pile of crap.
It's no wonder that everyone is jumping on the bandwagon. NOT.
Re:Project Promotion (Score:3, Funny)
Leave that stuff for the "Messages for Marketdroids; Nerds that Natter" website.
Modding of Articles (Score:5, Funny)
Not sure what the proper term for referring to the articles that appear on Slashdot should be but I can say that this article is about the worst I've ever seen in terms of promoting a pet project.
Slashdot needs to go one step further with it's moderating functionality.
Slashdot needs a way that crappy articles like this one can be moderated into the bit bucket and I don't have to see it anymore!
Nothing Better To Do... (Score:4, Funny)
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Oh well. It did seemed to peek around 16:58, but I guess Slashdot users really didn't click on that link all that much. Too bad, that would have been fun ad-hoc to test.
Re:Here's why (Score:4, Funny)
Well, when you operate on the atomic level... (Score:2, Funny)
And I thought Quantum Computing was still part of the distant future...
BINGO!! (Score:1, Funny)
So if I understand you correctly you want software that will B2B edutainment portal internet enterprise mission-critical?
Yeah.
The buzzword-compliant expansion of "enterprise" is:"scalable enterprise PPP2P pan-galactic redundant XML warp drive," but it's "enterprise" for short.
Re:Persistance does not make a DB (Score:4, Funny)
Damn, that's some seriously un-nun-like behaviour going on in that place. The last thing I want is a smack in the face from Sister Mary Loyola Stallman, Mother Superior Torvalds or any of the other Little Sisters of the Penguin.
I'm keeping my mouth firmly shut.
Re:Here's why (Score:3, Funny)
Tell me again why this is better than SQLServer using a data file on a RAMdisk?
No, really. Tell me how this is better than a Microsoft solution, 'cause the astroturfing article didn't do it yet.
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