Cooking for Engineers 432
gbjbaanb writes "It's not often I post about a website, but this one is different. It is Cooking For Engineers. No big deal, you'd think - a web site about recipes and cooking. But go look at how he's presented it. Most recipes are designed for women, and their funny way of looking at the world. These are very different and instantly understandable for tech geeks like us. Oh yes, although he's been affected by firefox, he blames Microsoft. :)"
Poor guy... (Score:5, Funny)
Alton Brown... Is that you? (Score:5, Funny)
My favorite engineer recipe. (Score:5, Funny)
2. Enter the kitchen with her.
3. Do whatever she says.
Actually, if you leave out step 2 the other steps nearly always apply.
Tiramisu: "whisk to stiff peaks," (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Charts (Score:3, Funny)
What is a cup? (Score:5, Funny)
I once read a recipe : "1 cup banana"
Americans
Cooking v1.0 for nerds (Score:5, Funny)
2. Insert 12, eggs, cart
3. Insert 1lb, butter, cart
4. Mov $5.00, wallet, store_clerk
5. Goto home
6. Mov pan, grill
7. heating = 05
8. Mov 1oz, butter, pan
9. Mov 2, eggs, pan
10. sleep (1000)
11. Mov product, oral_cavity
12. end
Re:It's a forgery (Score:5, Funny)
Here's Mine (Score:5, Funny)
"Microwave Until Hot"
yep, and I'm an engineer too
Phewww!! (Score:5, Funny)
Cooking Foreigners
Needs more salt.
Re:It's a forgery (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm... (Score:2, Funny)
The secret to getting a story posted on /. (Score:5, Funny)
2) Submit story.
3) Allow web server to bake until golden brown.
4) Enjoy!
Re:It's a forgery (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm... (Score:2, Funny)
Why can't cooking be a combination of art and science?
Re:Phewww!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Poor guy... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What is a cup? (Score:1, Funny)
Get a blender.
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Not that you're not absolutely right about cooking, though.
Is it for cannibals? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What is a cup? (Score:3, Funny)
Would you have preferred: 20cm of banana?
Re:It's a forgery (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And people wonder... (Score:4, Funny)
1) Turn the box off.
2) Open the blinds, curtains, shades, etc. and check to see if it is day or night.
3) Clean up the old pizza boxes, dirty dishes, and other assorted junk around the box.
4) Clean and bleach the kitchen and bathroom, and change the sheets on the bed.
5) Shower, brush your teeth, slath on some deoderant, and dress in clean street clothes. (Put the the old plaid bathrobe you have been wearing for the past 3 months in a strong plastic bag. Or better yet burn it.)
6) Walk out the door.
This method isn't foolproof, but with the simple act of getting the hell out of the house you will increase your odds of getting laid by 100%.
Oh yes......if you do find yourself in the company of an interesting female you may further increase your odds by asking for what you want. We can't read your minds.
Just a thought from a female...
Re:Cooking v1.0 for nerds (Score:1, Funny)
So that means ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cooking v1.0 for nerds (Score:2, Funny)
-If
Re:Sorry, I don't see what's so special (Score:2, Funny)
After a while, this Itemised Invoice From the Kitchen evolved into a set of instructions, but at heart, it's just an Invoice.
Re:Cooking v1.0 for nerds (Score:3, Funny)