Wal-Mart's Data Obsession 581
g8oz writes "The New York Times covers Wal-Mart's obsession with collecting sales data.
Fun fact: 'Wal-Mart has 460 terabytes of data stored on Teradata mainframes, at
its Bentonville headquarters.
To put that in perspective, the Internet has less than half as much data, according to experts.'
That much information results in some interesting data-mining. Did you know hurricanes increase strawberry Pop Tarts sales 7-fold?"
Yeah (Score:4, Funny)
I, for one, (Score:5, Funny)
Haha... (Score:5, Funny)
More than the Internet ?! (Score:4, Funny)
You gotta love "experts" (Score:5, Funny)
What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah - it's bullshit
the real interesting part is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:FUCK the New York Times (Score:3, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Please remind me (Score:4, Funny)
I forgot, are we supposed to hate Wallmart?
On one hand they are a large corporate empire and on the other, they promote cheap linux computers.
arg, Im so confused
Re:economies of scale (Score:5, Funny)
go on vacation for a week or ten..
deal with resulted data.
Pop Tarts (Score:5, Funny)
Yes I did. God help me!
460 terabytes? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:2004 = 1984 + 20; (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Heh, lets see if this "predicting" works (Score:1, Funny)
Speaking of food trends, stop buying yeast! (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Yeah (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Correlation doesn't imply causation!!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm not afraid.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yeah (Score:5, Funny)
normally, but I guess they didn't check when I was sharing my pr0n on direct connect.
Re:Expert source (Score:3, Funny)
Re:economies of scale (Score:3, Funny)
Welcome to the United States of WalMart (Score:4, Funny)
From the article;
"You can see the pattern of Wal-Mart's mandates, and as Wal-Mart grows in power, it is getting more dictatorial.....Wal-Mart lives in a world of supply and command, instead of a world of supply and demand."
Re:economies of scale (Score:4, Funny)
Except it takes 8 Teradata DBAs to manage the 460 TBytes, and 23 Oracle DBAs to manage 1 Gig ;^)
(Not a slam on Oracle DBAs, but on the ridiculous management burden of Oracle)
This is all fine and dandy, but ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:2004 = 1984 + 20; (Score:3, Funny)
Re:230 terabytes? Please (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I, for one, (Score:2, Funny)
Strange how you have to give your details to read an article on data collection. And where is the traditional slashdot warning for the NYT?
Re:Please remind me (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Correlation doesn't imply causation!!!!! (Score:4, Funny)
If pop tart sales go up, head for high ground?
Daniel
incredible! (Score:4, Funny)
It took them 460 terabytes of data to figure out that hurricanes make people buy more non-perishable food than usual?
Wow, data mining is "usefull"...
Re:Seen it! (Score:5, Funny)
1 year = 52.177457 weeks
So 72 weeks is 1 year plus 19.822543 weeks.
No, the grandparent poster was correct - 72 weeks is 1 year plus 2 weeks, if you're using Canadian years.
Re:Seen it! (Score:3, Funny)
Did he happen to mention anything about an attack on Zion?
Big deal (Score:3, Funny)
Call me when they can Mathmatically prove which flavors are most popular in a Hurricane.
Re:230 terabytes? Please (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I would have thought that the Internet had more (Score:5, Funny)
Even with that number, I wouldn't want to be the Hard Drive specialist...
Interviewer:Would care to describe you previous job?
-Installing HDs 24/7.
Re:And in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
I think they mispelled "Phish concert".
Re:Seen it! (Score:3, Funny)
No seriously, why didn't you trash their data and free us all?
Re:460 TB is nothing we have 25X that (Score:3, Funny)
New data measurement type (Score:3, Funny)
"Oh, I have a few frigabytes of data."
"Frigabyte? What's that?"
"Oh, that's a friggin lot of data."
Re:And in other news... (Score:1, Funny)
Ok, buddy, you can hand in your geek card right now...
Re:Did you know... (Score:5, Funny)
You mean like 912?
Walmarts storage breakdown (where 460Tb goes)... (Score:2, Funny)
Illicit Pornography 200Tb
Hidden Toilet Camera archive footage 100Tb
Sys admins private warez collection 80Tb
Previous employees records 60Tb
CIO's mp3's 15Tb
Sales Records 3Tb
Records of Returned / Faulty Products 2Tb
But Nobody Should Really Need... (Score:5, Funny)
(did I just say that out loud?)...
Re:Seen it! (Score:2, Funny)
> 1 year = 52.177457 weeks
You need google to say that?
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
[RM101's mind boggles]
Dude, do you seriously have nothing better to do than spend this crazy amount of time feeding junk data into a supermarket computer? Go outside. Breathe the air.
I dunno, maybe you WILL lay on your death bed, not thinking of your wife, or children, but you'll be proud of how many hours you spent contaminating some database.
Re:"Nothing for you to see here. Please move along (Score:1, Funny)
I'll see your terabyte and raise you a googolbyte (Score:3, Funny)
Re:economies of scale (Score:4, Funny)
So hire a monkey to sit in front of the rack. Condition him to hotswap a new hot spare when a red light & alarm goes off. If he replaces the drive before the old RAID hotspare gets rebuilt, he gets a treat; if not, a ZZZZZzzaaaappp! :)
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Oblig South Park Reference (Score:1, Funny)
"Well son, it's simple economics. Which I don't understand one bit."
Re:Yeah (Score:3, Funny)
But if you only count the useful data ...
Re:Yeah (Score:3, Funny)
No kidding, it's kind of eerie thinking that I got about 1/500th of the internet sitting right here in my room.
Wait. Did I just say that out loud?
Wal-Mart has anal implants (Score:2, Funny)
It's to measure the stool production of each employee. You see, Wal-Mart realized that you can only eat so much during your breaks. Excessive stool production implies that your breaks are too long. Any employee with excessive stool production is flagged and actively monitored by store management.
It also is linked into the in-store McDonalds'. If an employee is producing too little stool, the employee is forwarded to the McDonalds for a quick snack, increasing the blood sugar of the employee and boosting productivity.
640TB ought to be enough for anybody (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently the "experts," overlooked alt.binaries.*
Fun with Data. (Score:1, Funny)
Extra Large condoms, fruit, and k-y gelly.
Have a lot of fun,
-Steve
Re:Walmart does drop your income (Score:2, Funny)
(note: if you don't get it, don't mod it)
Re:Walmart does drop your income (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Walmart does drop your income (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So, if Walmart put up a web interface... (Score:5, Funny)
We've got one bit set to 1...
I get 2. 2 bits of data on the internet. Hang on, I'll recount to be sure I didn't miss anything. Nope, just two bits...