How Real Is The Open Source Database Fever? 315
J. Misael G. points out a NewsForge article on recent moves by some database vendors to loudly release (some of) their products as open source, asking the vital question "How much open source beer are these newcomers bringing to the database bash, or are they simply coming in and asking where the cups are?" (Slashdot and NewsForge are both part of OSTG.)
Saturday Night Open Source Fever? (Score:1, Funny)
How Real Is The Open Source Database Fever?
I don't know. Um, so real that CowboyNeal gets dressed up in a white suit for a hard Saturday Night of coding? And rolls his hands wildly one over the other while waiting for the thing to compile?
Re:It's called being a good editor (Score:5, Funny)
Removing the stupid pyramid scheme from your sig would be a good start.
My favorite bit (Score:3, Funny)
They said that MySQL sucks...now they're open-source, just like us, so their products must now suck also!
After all this open source beer, please tell me (Score:3, Funny)
Re:but dont you just love IT managers (Score:2, Funny)
I think you've been hanging out at the command line too long..
Re:I'm sure Oracle's nice and all, but... (Score:1, Funny)
The guy doing the technical evaluation looked at our Oracle based architecture, turned to our CFO and said "you shouldn't have let them do that". "Why not?" the CFO said, "Oracle is known for scaling well."
"well, it may be true that Oracle scales technologically, but it doesn't scale financially" - was the response.
re: your sig - I can't resist (Score:5, Funny)
"nazi" should be lower-case, since you're using it as a generic noun and not a proper noun. (Spelling or grammar Nazis would be german-language, anyway.)
Re:I'm sure Oracle's nice and all, but... (Score:1, Funny)
I suspect an IBM manager would get the axe should they choose Oracle
Re:but dont you just love IT managers (Score:1, Funny)
i'm sure someone has a perl of wisdom to get out of this awk-ward situation