Six Laws of the New Software 313
LordFoom writes "Still suffering from post-dotcom stress disorder, I keep my eye out for gentle balm to sooth my ravaged psyche. The manifestos at ChangeThis are not it. The most popular manifestos range from irritating to enlightening, with none of them particularly comforting. In particular the recent Six Laws of the New Software have done my dreams of writing lucrative code no good - although it has changed my idea of what money-making code is."
The first law of new software... (Score:4, Funny)
The second law of new software is...
C'mon, somebody had to say it.
Re:In a nutshell (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In a nutshell (Score:5, Funny)
That's 5 laws... What's the sixth?
Profit?
Re:In a nutshell (Score:4, Funny)
The REAL 6 laws of code writing.... (Score:3, Funny)
2. Make sure it's buggy.
3. Make sure it's unsecure.
4. Market the hell out of it. (Making sure to state how great and secure it is.)
5. ???
6. Profit!
HOWTO: Subscribe to parent's newsletter (Score:4, Funny)
Step 2: Tie it in a noose
Step 3: Get a chair and stand on it
Step 4: Tie other end of rope to ceiling fan
Step 5: Put noose over head, snugly over neck
Step 6: Kick chair out from under yourself
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Newsletter!
*Poster does not endorce subscriptions to this newsletter.
Re:HOWTO: Subscribe to parent's newsletter (Score:3, Funny)
Re:pdftotext (Score:5, Funny)
Right I'm off to print a test page.
Re:The REAL 6 laws of code writing.... (Score:5, Funny)
Very interesting, but you've clearly cut & pasted that from Microsoft's employees manual, in violation of your NDA.
Prepare for a visit from the lawyers.
Re:pdftotext (Score:5, Funny)
As per instructions on the error page... (Score:2, Funny)
Your server gave me this error: It just happened right after I submitted a link to your website from Slashdot.org
I don't know what may have caused it, but you certainly will be able to figure it out by looking at your logs.
Regards,
AC
P.S. I am sorry, I hope I did not break it!
Subliminal humor? (Score:3, Funny)
Six Laws of Perpetual Software Contracts (Score:5, Funny)
laws of software (Score:1, Funny)
Re:pdftotext (Score:1, Funny)
Re:In a nutshell (Score:5, Funny)
The .com 5 laws (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Here's another law to add (Score:3, Funny)
6 laws of computing, eh. (Score:2, Funny)
The 7th law (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Here's another law to add (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Not original but... (Score:2, Funny)
GO AHEAD AND PRINT TIME CUBE! (Score:1, Funny)
>
> I can't helpGO AHEAD AND PRINT THISfeeling that some kind of backgrounds wont print on paper subliminal message are only visible on-screen to aid readability is embedded in this This manifesto this post.
"We recently had a company who were interested in our Content Management System to upis toner-friendly: the backgrounds ate their website."
"They were not convinced, so we added a small hyperlink at the bottom of recommend printing a test page as some older printers do not support this Acrobat feature."
"This manifesto is toner-friendly: the backgrounds wont"
About here, I started screaming things like "Toner-friendly cubeless stupid! You do not know that GO AHEAD AND PRINT THIS TIME CUBE!"