Microsoft's Personnel Puzzle 961
theodp writes "CNET reports on Microsoft's reputation for arrogance in its personnel practices, citing the experience of Arthur Sorkin, who responded to an unsolicited invitation to interview with MS back in 2000. But instead of trying to sell him on the company or the job, interviewers challenged him with a technical 'pop quiz.' Sorkin, who holds a PhD in CS, withdrew his application. During the past year, Microsoft called Sorkin to say it had scheduled a phone interview with him for another job, although Sorkin hadn't applied for it and no one had asked if he was interested."
That's why! (Score:2, Funny)
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Sounds like Spam!
Well... (Score:4, Funny)
Counter Stike Degree? (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Why is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
mv
Best Interview Question Ever (Score:5, Funny)
"How on earth could you ever work for Microsoft, the big evil company??"
Probably the best question I've ever been asked in an interview.
Re:Why is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
I would use a static warp shell to lower its mass in this inertial frame of reference and then pick it up.
Re:PhD in CS is WAY overrated (Score:3, Funny)
Answer = xor, right?
Maybe they're desperate? (Score:3, Funny)
He got an email asking for an interview.
Re:Best Interview Question Ever (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
mv /mnt/fuji /dev/null
If you wanted to get the job with MS, you would have to change that to:
move "C:\Mount Fuji" C:\RECYCLEDAnd your answer was... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Spam (Score:3, Funny)
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Hey hey, Microsoft's great,
They forcefeed bullshit onto your plate.
You'll be working for Gates, that iconic dude,
Crooked marketer through and through!
Oh oh, you better watch out,
Someone installed IE, so don't you pout.
You've got a job with this mega-firm,
We're spyware enablers from stem to stern!
Hey ho, heed our call,
And then we'll have you by the balls.
Write some shit, there's no remorse,
So long as you attack Open Source!
Yay yah, Microsoft's great!
Come on in, let's have a taste,
Now's the time, no time to wait,
Time to bend over and take it for Gates!
Re:Why is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
mv
Would you like to overwrite device file
Re:Well... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Here I Ain't (Score:2, Funny)
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The original answer is still correct in that case.
Re:Why is this news? (Score:3, Funny)
Not enough free space on
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?
Re:Why is this news? (Score:3, Funny)
You can do it with dump/restore if you're worried about holey files and such.
A better answer for the interview (Score:3, Funny)
mv
Wonder what happens when you move Mnt Fuji into Bill's Office....
Now that's something to boast about (Score:5, Funny)
It's easy when Microsoft offers them exorbitant wages of 40 Rupees an hour!
Re:Former Microsoftie here (Score:2, Funny)
I think you meant "latter". Typical sloppineess for a Microsoft employee.
( just kidding, I worked there too in 98/99
Cheers.
Re:Counter Stike Degree? (Score:1, Funny)
Work History: Employed at several CTU locations, including, but not limited to: Dust, AZ (USA), Cobble, England, and an oilrig of the pacific coast.
Qualifications: I pride myself in being very detail oriented and accurate in my daily work, as well as very effective. I also tend to be God-like on occasion.
My worst quality [interview question]: It tends to be very messy to clean up after me, as I'm constantly shooting people in the face. [Note the turning negative into a positive... GUARANTEED employment.]
Re:Move Mt. Fugi? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why is this news? (Score:3, Funny)
1. Open the refrigerator door
2. Put Mt. Fuji in the refrigerator
3. Close the refrigerator door
4. Move the refrigerator
Re:Best Interview Question Ever (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Microsoft hirers: weird. (Score:2, Funny)
B5 (Score:1, Funny)
The BlueScreen has already started, it is too late for the bits to vote.
Re:Not that I'd ever side with MS... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Why is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
On second thought, Mt. Fuji is still somewhat active, might be best to have them sign a disclaimer, in case they are lavanated.
Re:Spam (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yea man, you're in for a real karma spanking posting something like that on Slashdot.
Whats wrong with these people (Score:2, Funny)
The correct answer is (Score:3, Funny)
Well.
Re:Why is this news? (Score:2, Funny)
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QOTD: "Do you smell something burning or is it me?" -- Joan of Arc
Re:Not that I'd ever side with MS... (Score:3, Funny)
God - I'm stunned that he did NOT get the job at Microsoft (!!!),
since that is *SO* perfectly the Microsoft Way!!!
Re:Why is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
To: Car Coffee Maker
From: Me
Subject: Work
Dear Coffee Machine,
I plan on leaving for work at 6:15AM tomorrow. Please have 4 cups of Breakfast Blend prepared just prior to my departure.
Regards,
Me
Re:Not that I'd ever side with MS... (Score:4, Funny)
I had an interview like that once. The guy asked me of my degree was from a "real school or one of those diploma-by-mail outfits".
Many years later I got to sit on a committee that was going to evaluate a purchase of a product his company had built. This was a major purchase and I made damn sure he knew who I was and I made him sweat blood.
Damn - that felt good!!!!!
Re:PhD in CS is WAY overrated (Score:4, Funny)
#include <cmath>
using namespace std;
DWORD Vote (DWORD storedvalue[3])
{
DWORD result = 0;
for (int i = 31; i >= 0; i--)
{
int votes = 0;
for (int j = 0; j < 3; j++)
{
DWORD temp = storedvalue[j];
temp = temp / pwr(2,i);
temp = temp % pwr(2,i);
if (temp == pwr(2,i))
votes++;
}
if (votes >= 2)
result = result + pwr(2,i);
}
return result;
}
Re:Not that I'd ever side with MS... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Why is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
2) Announce that the competition will never be able move mount fuji and that once you move mount fuji there is a real chance they will go out of business.
3) Announce that since you will move mount fuji any day now it makes no sense to buy anything from a competitor.
4) Announce that you will not be moving all of mount fuji just "the important parts"
5) Announce that you have already moved part of mount fuji and show the press a bucket of dirt.
6) Get a truckload of dirt from mount fuji, dump it in redmond and proudly announce that you have successfully moved mount fuji.
7) Keep claiming that MS has moved mount fuji and that it's the most innovative and amazing thing ever done by anybody anywhere. Pay ZDNET lots of money to repeat that announcement five times a day for six months.
8) Voila! MS has moved mount fuji, anybody who claims otherwise is a communist, hippie, terrorist.
Re:MS vs. Google (Score:2, Funny)
Sounds about right.
I find it funny that slashdotters, of all people, are making harsh judgments regarding arrogance, as the average slashdot poster believes that he's God's gift to programming. LOL
Every day slashdot is filled with posts from posters that know so much better how do to things than this or that company. And a slashdotter's proposed solution are always so easily implentable and obvious, that the company that didn't use the solution must *clearly* employ a workforce of utter morons, right? It couldn't be that the company thought of the slashdotter's solution, examined it and maybe even tried it, but then rejected it for various reasons. Nope, that just couldn't be!
Re:Spam (Score:5, Funny)
But that's EXACTLY the kind of person Microsoft wants.
A "whiz kid" who can do something clever without thinking about the overall consequences - such as security or even simple common sense.
Somebody who can't threaten Bill's ego or raise issues about system design or corporate behavior they don't want to have to deal with.
None of those tests is really relevant to turning out a well-designed, well-coded and documented system. Maybe if you're doing embedded work in 16K on some microcontroller - or Tiny BASIC back in the 1970's when Bill learned his trade. I'd look for something a lot more conceptual such as how would one handle the documentation of such-and-such a code module.
It's like I've always suspected. Microsoft wants inexperienced whiz kids right out of school or experienced guys who can't think about anything but code.
And it shows in their systems.
Re:Why is this news? (Score:3, Funny)
But how do you exchange the Fuji and the Everest, without creating an intermediary mountain?
(Hint: use xor)
Re:Why is this news? (Score:2, Funny)
The power of Christ!