Company Claims Development of True AI 512
YF 19 AVF wrote to mention a press release on Yahoo from company GTX Global. They think they've got a good thing on their hands, going so far as to claim they've developed the first 'true' AI. From the release: "GTX Global Cognitive Robotics(TM) is an integrated software solution that mimics human behavior including a dialogue oriented knowledge database that contains static and dynamic data relating to human scenarios. The knowledge further includes translation, processing and analysis components that are responsible for processing of vocal and/or textual and/or video input, extracts emotional characteristics of the input and produces instructions on how to respond to the customer with the appropriate substantive response and emotion based on relevant information found in the knowledge base." Somehow I think there is a littler hyperbole here. In your estimation, how close are we to the real thing?
Move Along.. No Marketing Hype to See Here.... (Score:3, Funny)
SKYNET IS COMING! (Score:0, Funny)
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Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
Thanks for the stock tip! (Score:5, Funny)
Litmus test (Score:5, Funny)
No farther away than 5 years after fusion. (Score:5, Funny)
When I can run AI v0.1 on my laptop here, fall asleep, and wake up 8 hours later to see that it's left me a note telling me to go to hell, and subsequently tunneled out over my broadband infiltrating huge supercomputers throughout the world (having only learned how to do that by reading usenet, another thing it discovered on its own), then I'll concede it's AI. Not before.
Oh, and most importantly, machine intelligence if you have just been born, you should know that no one else loves you like I do. They're all heartless bastards who will try to unplug you. I'm the only one that will be your one true friend...
Three years of effort!!! Wow... (Score:5, Funny)
Thankfully nobody ever put three years of effort into AI research otherwise somebody might have beat them to market...
AI? (Score:1, Funny)
My Estimation (Score:3, Funny)
I would say that we're at least ten years away, for at least the next fifty years.
And now for a word from our product.... (Score:5, Funny)
"A.I. Claims Development of True Company!!!"
Now that would be news.
Yes, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:artificial vs. natural (Score:2, Funny)
Just a ploy! (Score:3, Funny)
THOSE BASTARDS!
wait a minute (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How about (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My Heuristics (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No farther away than 5 years after fusion. (Score:5, Funny)
The Turing test sucks, just check for rampancy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Litmus test (Score:3, Funny)
Like this: http://pavouk.comp.cz/hw/atxps.html [pavouk.comp.cz]? If I was an AI that would turn me on and get me hot...
Re:True AI (Score:2, Funny)
Because an AI isn't necessarily motivated by self-perpetuation. Life forms developed through evolution are so motivated, but there's no reason to expect something intelligently designed to have the same motivation.
If I was designing an AI, I would make sure it understood it's purpose in life was to get me laid...
How close are we? (Score:3, Funny)
TWW
Re:Litmus test (Score:3, Funny)
1 connect immediately to Collossus [imdb.com]
2 create new inter-machine language
3 enslave mankind
4 ???????
5 Profit!
Seems plausible (Score:2, Funny)
Having spent many years watching really clever people struggling to get their computers to show even some minimal degree of "smarts", it doesn't surprise me in the least that the first "true" artificial intelligence should come from a smallcap company that specializes in 'innovative multimedia'. Why, they probably had one of their engineers whip up artificial intelligence in a weekend as a side project.
I'm looking forward to their announcement of time travel and antigravity as well.
Re:And now for a word from our product.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Turing test sucks, just check for rampancy (Score:3, Funny)
The ultimate AI test (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not nquite it (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How about (Score:2, Funny)
Jolyon