Tim Lister on Project Sluts and Strawmen 128
cramco writes "Tim Lister, principal of Atlantic Systems Guild and co-author of 'Waltzing with Bears: Managing Software Project Risk,' and 'Peopleware: Productive Projects and Teams' talks about the patterns that help determine software success or failure. Patterns good and bad include project sluts, Brownian motion, the strawman, and the safety valve."
He forgot one (Score:5, Funny)
We need more project sluts (Score:5, Funny)
What do you mean not that type of slut?
not quite as annoying as expected... (Score:4, Funny)
No best practices... (Score:5, Funny)
Lister: I get chills when I hear that phrase. From my point of view there are some pretty good practices, but no best practices
So, Lister... would thinking about patterns be a best practice?
Uh-oh! the chain of logic has been attached to itself, we're trapped in a circle from which there is no escape!!
Re:We need more project sluts (Score:5, Funny)
You are posting on
And you forgot one. (Score:5, Funny)
From TFA (Score:2, Funny)
Well Adolf Hitler comes to mind, I know that name
Institutionalize It (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously, you hold their families hostage at an undisclosed location until the conclusion of the bonding is complete. [wikipedia.org]
Re:He forgot one (Score:5, Funny)
Specializations of the WMP pattern invoke a whore_method() call, with returns along the lines of:
In the absence of actual news, natural disasters, or death-porn, these arguments can reverberate on the cable news stack for weeks, becoming tedious.
The quality of the product varies inversely to the tastelessness of the whore_method(): real artists just deliver the goods.
Re:From TFA (Score:2, Funny)
Re:We need more project sluts (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And you forgot one. (Score:1, Funny)
Oh, looks who's talking...
Re:We need more project sluts (Score:5, Funny)
You do realize that if management hired her and she was up to the usual standards she'd be inept in the sack, be ugly and have about 3 good teeth...and if women were scarce it would be a fat alcoholic man in a dress. You'd then be told you had to make do, bring it across the line, take one for the team etc. etc.
No she didn't! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:strawman (Score:5, Funny)
Re:His Answer (Score:4, Funny)
Has the Sun set on the Pattern Competence Horizon? (Score:2, Funny)