Hiring Programmers and The High Cost of Low Quality 572
An anonymous reader writes "Why is it so hard to find good programmers? And why should companies favor hiring fewer more senior developers rather than many junior ones? Frank Wiles discusses his thoughts in his article A Guide to Hiring Programmers: The High Cost of Low Quality"
Re:Sigh. (Score:5, Funny)
Perl and Batch files it is!
Re:Sigh. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sigh. (Score:4, Funny)
HR ... (Score:5, Funny)
Finding Perl programmer (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ant farm engineer (Score:4, Funny)
http://dribibu.xs4all.nl/dilbert19950813.html [xs4all.nl]
http://dribibu.xs4all.nl/dilbert19951230.html [xs4all.nl]
Re:Yeah, right (Score:4, Funny)
If measured in terms of number of lines of code written, absolutely ;)
Re:Yeah, right (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Testing.... (Score:2, Funny)
Ouch. OUCH!
(He runs his hands through his graying hair)
ueber programmers do exist! (Score:4, Funny)
Oh there is, I am one. I've had several occasions where I solved problems in a few days (or 4 hours once) that others were struggling at for months; some of these others were plain incompetent, others were pretty good.
I find that I'm pretty unique in fitting the right tool to the problem at hand, as well as in general overview. I've never met anyone as productive as myself.
I'm posting this anonymously, because I have to work with others, and one of the things you cannot do is alienate everyone around you; one sure way of doing that is being more skilled than them in all job related aspects.
All about team programming. (Score:3, Funny)
Now that is specialization!
I completely agree (Score:2, Funny)
I'm going to take advice on hiring writers from an English cool-aid drinker. Sure, just the very minute I get my brain replaced with a cauliflower. English is an horrifically bad language. It's full of pronunciation and grammar exceptions and idioms. It enables great writers to write nuanced texts, but can make good writers produce unintelligible documentation, and makes bad writers think they r the 1337. Feh. A properly trained, incentivized and provisioned Esperanto team can run rings around an English team in terms of clean text produced, as well as (more importantly) cost to develop and cost to maintain, since it's so uniform in its phonetics and syntax.
Expressiveness in a language can be used for good (see Perl::Critic [perlcritic.com]) or evil (obfuscation).