Next-Gen JavaScript Interpreter Speeds Up WebKit

JavaScript is everywhere these days. Now WebKit, the framework behind (among others) Safari and Safari Mobile, as well as the yet-unreleased Android, is getting a new JavaScript engine called Squirrelfish, which the developers claim provides massive speedups over the previous one. The current iteration of the engine is "just the beginning," they claim; in the near future, six planned optimizations should bring even greater speed. With JavaScript surviving as a Web-page mainstay despite many early gripes, and now integral to some low-powered mobile devices, this may mean many fewer wasted seconds in the world.

I highly doubt fewer wasted seconds

[Anonymous Coward]

as I'm sure we can all find plenty of other places to waste the seconds saved :P

squirrelfish?

[the donner party]

What's next? rabbitelephant? curvaceous coelacanth? fishfishfishrabbitfish? We desperately need an automatic "hip open source software name generator" before someone gets hurt.

Great name

[szquirrel]

Truly the 200X decade will be remembered as the "Decade of Retarded Technology Names".

Did someone make a rule that every new tech has to have a name that would make me sound like a fucking idiot if I tried to pitch it to my boss?

Re:squirrelfish?

[prog-guru]

What's next? rabbitelephant? curvaceous coelacanth? fishfishfishrabbitfish?

duckduckgoose

Re:Great name

[smoker2]

Truly the 200X decade will be remembered as the "Decade of Retarded Technology Names".

So says szquirrel on slashdot.

Re:Great name

[AlXtreme]

Did someone make a rule that every new tech has to have a name that would make me sound like a fucking idiot if I tried to pitch it to my boss?

You obviously haven't had to explain to a CEO why the company runs on Eunuchs. Kids these days have it far too easy.