6 Languages You Wish the Boss Let You Use 264
Esther Schindler writes "Several weeks ago, Lynn Greiner's article on the state of the scripting universe was slashdotted. Several people raised their eyebrows at the (to them) obvious omissions, since the article only covered PHP, Perl, Python, Ruby, Tcl and JavaScript. As I wrote at the time, Lynn chose those languages because hers was a follow-up to an article from three years back. However, it was a fair point. While CIO has covered several in depth, those five dynamic languages are not the only ones developers use. In 6 Scripting Languages Your Developers Wish You'd Let Them Use, CIO looks at several (including Groovy, Scala, Lua, F#, Clojure and Boo) which deserve more attention for business software development, even if your shop is dedicated to Java or .NET. Each language gets a formal definition and then a quote or two from a developer who explains why it inspires passion."
Vulgar language. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, you meant programming. Well, fuck it. =P
Let me see... (Score:5, Funny)
Klingon, Swedish Chef, Elvish (can't pronounce Dwarvish), Pirate, Porn Star Dialogue, and Latin.
The Tags say it all. (Score:5, Funny)
donotwant developers programming
Sounds like the corporate policies I've gotten used to.
Re:Language Independent! (Score:2, Funny)
How quickly will a good programmer learn Malbolge? [wikipedia.org]
Re:Let me see... (Score:2, Funny)
"There's dialog in Pron?"
If you count the grunting and moaning - THAT would perk up a Powerpoint presentation.
Re:Language Independent! (Score:3, Funny)
LOLCODE (Score:5, Funny)
HAI //outputs 1-10
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
VISIBLE VAR
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE
Re:Let me see... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Language Independent? (Score:5, Funny)
Your programming skills should not be tied to the language you use.
Quite. I use harsh language and it hasn't interfered with my programing skills whatsoever.
Stupid git.
Re:Language Independent! (Score:3, Funny)
No, that would be the name of the the $_ circle of hell.
I'd like to use... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:LOLCODE (Score:5, Funny)
OMG WAU!!! U CAN HAS javascript implementashun!!
JAVASCRIPT VERZHUN moer liek:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR IZ 0
IM IN YR LOOP
UPZ VAR!!1
IZ VAR BIGR THAN 10?
GTFO.
KTHX
VISIBLE VAR
KTHX
KTHXBYE
Javascript Lolcode Inturpretur [ajaxhacking.com].
KTHXBYE, WTFBBQ!
*ducks*
Re:Language Independent! (Score:2, Funny)
and to get your boss to acknowledge it you might add some other postfix like '.net', or some weird character '#' or just '2.0' ... sometimes even 'enterprise' does the job ..
F# has terrible reviews (Score:2, Funny)
Although it used to be worse:
Google F# [google.com]
Re:Language Independent! (Score:5, Funny)
It must be true that this takes time. I've been programming in Perl for years and have yet to learn anything about the compiler.
Re:Language Independent! (Score:4, Funny)