Splash, Splatter, Sploosh, and Bloop! 100
Acoustic Bubble writes "Researchers at Cornell University have developed the first algorithm for synthesizing familiar bubble-based fluid sounds automatically from 3D fluid simulations, e.g, for future virtual environments. The research (entitled 'Harmonic Fluids') will appear at ACM SIGGRAPH 2009 in New Orleans in August 2009. Check out some videos of falling, pouring, splashing and babbling water simulations (computed on a Linux cluster)."
Hmm. (Score:2, Funny)
Was I the only one who immediately thought of a cumshot upon reading the title?
Thanks (Score:5, Funny)
now i gotta go pee...
What we've all been waiting for (Score:5, Funny)
Finally bukakke (and less ... pleasant) hentai anime with realistic sound. Yay.
What? What did YOU think this is for?
In other news... (Score:4, Funny)
In other news from the overpriced useless ressearch dept... the research has found an unexpected application... generating fart sounds from facial expressions... thus giving speech to farts. a student called in for volunteer testing of the system said, "amazing! it actually sounds like me... I was always embarassed because my farts didnt make any sound... now I know wether it is a pzzzt or a plrrrrt or a puffff.... Thank you"
Privacy right groups caution against wide use of the system, "We got to preserve the right to privacy while farting... imagine if these devices were everywhere? our privacy would be gone like the wind"
Re:Hmm. (Score:5, Funny)
I believe it's called the Splash-dot effect
Re:What we've all been waiting for (Score:1, Funny)
Clearly this is to simulate realistic enema sounds and dripped blood for hentai anime. Bukakke is for weirdos.
Re:Hmm. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How long until this is realtime? (Score:2, Funny)
I want a simulation program where I can move around rocks and pools and have a water hose.
We are going to flood the world, General Disarray! Muahahahaah!
Re:Hmm. (Score:3, Funny)
"gluck, gluck, gluck" is the sound you hear when you repeatedly slap a filled-up douchebag against the sidewalk? Seriously?
How about, "Ouch, ouch, ouch!"
Re:Finally! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmm. (Score:5, Funny)
Stuff that splatters?
Re:Hmm. (Score:5, Funny)
Stuff that splatters?
News for turds?
Am I the only one... (Score:2, Funny)
who thought that those are the names of new social networking sites?
Yes but... (Score:3, Funny)
Check out some videos of falling, pouring, splashing and babbling water simulations. (computed on a Linux cluster).
Yes but does it run on a beow... oh. Sweet.