COBOL Celebrates 50 Years 277
oranghutan writes "The language used to power most of the world's ATMs, COBOL, is turning 50. It also runs about 75 per cent of the world's business applications, so COBOL should be celebrated for making it to half a century. In cricketing terms, that's a good knock. The author says: 'COBOL's fate was decided during a meeting of the Short Range Committee, the organization responsible for submitting the first version of the language in 1959. The meeting was convened after a meeting at the Pentagon first laid down the guidelines for the language. Half a century later, Micro Focus published research which showed people still use COBOL at least 10 times throughout the course of an average working day in Australia. Only 18 per cent of those surveyed, however, had ever actually heard of COBOL.'"
A good knock in deed.. (Score:5, Funny)
COBOL (Score:5, Funny)
Happy birthday, Crappy Old Bad Obsolete Language! You need to take better care of yourself, you look a lot older than fifty.
Re:Celebrates? (Score:3, Funny)
Now if that isn't a troll...
Cue the fucktards. (Score:0, Funny)
Greetings follow COBOL programers ... (Score:3, Funny)
... and GET OFF MY LAWN!
COBOL made me what I am today (Score:5, Funny)
Typo (Score:4, Funny)
"COBOL Celebrates 50 Years"
Should read:
"COBOL Bemoans 50 Years"
Re:75% of apps? Shaa, right! (Score:4, Funny)
Come on, 75% is a HIGHLY dubious claim. Where's the source / proof / evidence?
Actually if just Solitaire was coded in COBOL it would seriously skew the statistics already, numerous people would spend hours poking at a COBOL app each day.
Happy 50th (Score:5, Funny)
identification division.
program-id. birthday.
environment division.
data division.
procedure division.
main section.
display "get off my lawn!"
stop run.
Re:Cue the fucktards. (Score:2, Funny)
Look, I did a class on VB in high school so I know what I'm talking about.
COBOL is so crap that you can't even create a new COBOL project in Visual Studio anymore. You really need to get up to speed.
How is SNOBOL doing? (Score:3, Funny)
Best joke I know about Cobol (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.xent.com/FoRK-archive/spring97/0143.html [xent.com]
COBOL Joke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A good knock in deed.. (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, I almost had time to write a hello world program in COBOL during a cricket game once. Though I couldn't find enough Libraries of Congress to save it in, so I had to chuck it. A shame, really.