The Kafka-esque Nightmare of Palm App Submission 332
MBCook writes "Jamie Zawinski, shortly after the release of the Palm Pre, wrote two free software programs for the phone: a Tip Calculator and a port of Dali Clock. In trying to get the apps published to the App Catalog, he has had to sign up to be a developer twice; fax contracts around; been told (apparently incorrectly) that he was not allowed to release free software for the phone; and told he had to give PayPal his checking account number. 'It's been two weeks, and I have received no reply. In the months since this process began, other third-party developers seem to have managed to get their applications into the App Catalog. Apparently these people are better at jumping through ridiculous hoops than I am.'"
Palm App Clunker (Score:3, Funny)
A who'd've thunker.
What way could this pave,
For another DC save?
Burma Shave
And they say... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Windows Mobile (Score:5, Funny)
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Tip calculator?! (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe the world doesn't need another tip calculator...
Re:Who cares about these apps? (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, but the clock doesn't melt! And the calculator doesn't automatically type in *1.2=
Re:Tip calculator?! (Score:3, Funny)
Not that the tipping rules are any different; but applying them can get tricky...
Re:Hyperbole inflation (Score:5, Funny)
I'm struggling to understand you. It's almost Kafkaesque.
Re:This seems like a terrible plan. (Score:2, Funny)
wait... which one can you get away with? What?
Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! (Score:1, Funny)
NAH, IT'S KAFKA-ESQUE! I mean, hey. It's not an Apple product, so WE MUST DUMP ON IT!
Wow, insane much?
Official Heretic from the "Church of Global Warming".
Wow, insane much?
Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! (Score:5, Funny)
Such is the way of the free market (Score:3, Funny)
It's called freedom: You get to choose which monopoly owns your ass.