Postgres Project To Go NoSQL 62
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from the time-to-migrate dept.
from the time-to-migrate dept.
TheFuzzy writes "Apparently the PostgreSQL project is caving in to recent trends and going NoSQL next year. This will leave SQLite as the only open source database still supporting SQL."
Re:April Fools (Score:4, Funny)
Phew... (Score:3, Funny)
About damn time!
Anonymous Coward (Score:1, Funny)
Another PostgreSQL-related one:
http://andreas.scherbaum.la/blog/archives/657-PostgreSQL-9.0-Includes-the-new-MySQL-Emulation-Layer.html
Re:Is this april 1 bullshit going to go on all day (Score:2, Funny)
Let's see - it's April 1 all day. At least I think that's how it works. Some of us wait all year for this shit. Go get a life for the day if you have keyboard stuck up your ass. I remember a time when ALL /. stories would be bogus on April Fool's. Admit it - you're whining because you're afraid you won't be able to figure out which is which! Go suck on your thumb until you grow up enough to not cry bloody hell when people try to have a little fun. Or maybe you whine like that every day - and we just get to hear about it because we're special.
I really don't care either way, but if it bothers you, maybe you could STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER FOR A DAY?!?!? Quit bitching at the rest of us for not living life your way.
Re:The minus button (Score:4, Funny)
Little do you know that, on April 1, said button is rather connected to your own karma.
Re:2 steps to the Singularity. (Score:1, Funny)
From the point of view of us solidly pre-singularity humans, what would be the practical difference between a god, God, or some post-singularity entity? They're all capable of things that we can't imagine and could crush us like a bug if they so choose.
Citation needed.