What Is New In PostgreSQL 9.0 213
Jamie noted a blog that says "PostgreSQL 9.0 beta 2 just got released this week. We may see another beta before 9.0 is finally released, but it looks like PostgreSQL 9.0 will be here probably sometime this month. Robert Treat has a great slide presentation showcasing all the new features."
SQL! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:SQL! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'd say something, but someone will freak out (Score:3, Funny)
If you want to freak out people, you say something like this:
I don't use any database, I use plain XML text files.
Re:I'd say something, but someone will freak out (Score:4, Funny)
CSV? I have a team of slaves move stones around a field like a giant abacus.
Re:I'd say something, but someone will freak out (Score:3, Funny)
What does an HTTP server have to do with a DB?
PostgreSQL has a lot of more enterprisy features than MySQL.
You mean like clustering [mysql.com]?
Oh, wait...
Re:I'd say something, but someone will freak out (Score:5, Funny)
And I've been using Google Maps' satellite view to steal all your data. pwned!
Re:other then features... (Score:4, Funny)
Microsoft Access
Get out.