Including Ephialtes S. Raymond?

openSUSE is switching as well [opensuse.org]. Not surprising, as they were shipping go-oo before.

i'm not sure how tacking an english word onto a Spanish one makes sense.
Colorado River?

>>LOffice

>How about LOLffice?

I maed you a documents ...but I ated it. ;_;

Exactly. Just like your post, their chat messages were incomprehensible and irrelevant.

Sounds bloated and slow.

FuckYouOffice would be a good name given the turn of events. And very counter-culture/rebellious.

In everyday usage, it could be shortened to FuckOff, like:
    "What's that Open Source office suite you are using?"
    "FuckOff."
    "Wow, thanks. Gotta get me some of that."
or
    "How can I convert this mysterious ODF document into Word format to read it on my Win98 computer?"
    "FuckOff."
    "Thank you, helpful person."

It's a name that could work well for FOSS.

But perhaps UpYoursOffice might be better because that sounds more like European-bastardized English and less Japanese than FuckYouOffice. But it's not as much fun.

Almost anything is better than LibreOffice. Obviously LibreOffice did not wind up with any of the marketing people in the divorce.

Florida State?

nope, Stallman and 299 ninjas

That certainly is one thing they are good at.

Lets just call it GayOffice then and get it over with.

Stallman can't use ninja's, they aren't available in an FSF approved form.

Although, openninja.org just shows a blank page - maybe I just can't see them!

Nobody likes Oracle. Some actually like Microsoft, but the actual Oracle FanBoi count is weighted on the negative end of the scale, so mighty the vehemence of it's critics.

I believe that the LibreOffice team ought to couple their efforts with those of the Electronic Frontier Foundation - and in response to Oracle, brand the forking venture: EFF-off .

Depends on how you define good. They are doing it for the good of their stock holders. They are running a for-profit business remember.

Sux for us of course, but OSS was around before Oracle and will be around after. Consider this as a road bump, not a block.

your analysis of the entomology of the word 'gay' is ridiculous, you clearly pulled that right out of your virgin ass,

Sir, there's at least one bug in your post.

Freedom Office. Liberation Office. Independence Office. American Office.

Besides, Microsoft Office is American. Maybe they should call it "Unamerican Office". Make Joseph McCarthy the official icon. :-D