Oracle Shells Out $1B To Buy ATG 109
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CmdrTaco
from the that's-a-lotta-clams dept.
from the that's-a-lotta-clams dept.
wiredmikey writes "Oracle announced this morning that it would pay $1.0 Billion in cash to acquire ATG, a provider of high-end e-commerce software."
Re:Firsrt question (Score:2, Funny)
A big solid object hurling at Earth sounds about as disruptive to society as this patent system.
+1 Accidentally Insightful.
Why would they buy Andre the Giant? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Firsrt question (Score:1, Funny)
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
And I thought I was so clever getting out of jury duty. Fuck, now I have to wait another 6 six years before I start shooting!