Oracle v. Google Trial On Indefinite Hold 66
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from the hurry-up-and-wait dept.
from the hurry-up-and-wait dept.
symbolset writes "The trial in which Oracle is suing Google over Android has been put on indefinite hold by the trial judge, until Oracle comes up with a credible methodology for figuring alleged damages. The trial was planned to start on or after March 19."
First Post on indefininte hold (Score:0, Funny)
Because I just got it!
Re:Stratospheric numbers (Score:4, Funny)
Again, the judge here wants a credible methodology, not the patented numerical rectal extraction technique that Oracle uses for that.
humour (Score:5, Funny)
From TFA:
After seeing these filings I can't help but note the irony (and hubris) of a company choosing to name itself Oracle when it seems to be incapable of "giving wise or authoritative decisions or opinions."
Is Groklaw usually this funny?
Re:humour (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Pricless! (Score:0, Funny)
As this is Slashdot, and the party being sued is Google, I think the only possible acceptable valuation is negative. Oracle must pay Google a "happiness tax" because Google existing is the best thing to happen to nerds ever.
Out of curiosity, do you even know anything about the patents? I know most Slashdotters take a superficial view of everything they don't understand, declare it obvious, then masturbate all over themselves in comments here, so I assume that's what you're doing, but I may be wrong.