How Silicon Valley's Tech Reign Will End 395
theodp writes "Silicon Valley's stranglehold on West Coast innovation is in danger. The main problem? It's no fun to live in Silicon Valley. Technology is people, explains The Atlantic's Derek Thompson, and more people are choosing to live in cities. And Silicon Valley isn't like a city, it's like a suburb. 'What's happening now,' says author Bruce Katz, 'is workers want to be in Oakland and San Francisco.' So, how might Silicon Valley save itself? 'Silicon Valley is going to have to urbanize,' Katz said. '[There is a] migration out of Silicon Valley to places where people really want to live.'"
Re:Except, you're dealing with introverts (Score:4, Funny)
And SF or Oakland has less traffic and bustle?
BTW, Oakland? Really, Oakland? Most of Oakland doesn't want to live in Oakland.
Re:Except, you're dealing with introverts (Score:5, Funny)
You have to be nutters to live in SF.
Or fruits.
Re:Only a fucking moron (Score:4, Funny)
Ummmmm... nah, too easy.
Re:Oakland????!!?? (Score:5, Funny)
Simple.
Gentrified Thug 1: I say, dear fellow, is that a bandana in non-local colors you are wearing?
Gentrified Thug 2: Why, yes, yes it is. How astute of you to notice.
Gentrified Thug 1: How unfortunate! I must inform you that this is neighborhood is the pervue of the Crips Club, and that by our most recent bylaws, we are not permitted to allow members of other clubs to conduct business while lacking the proper authorization.
Gentrified Thug 2: Well, sir, as a member of the Bloods Club, I must inform you that our Charter does not recognize the authority of any other club to dictate where our morning perambulations will take us.
Gentrified Thug 1: In that case, sir, I am regretfully forced to use this projectile launching device to forcibly insert metal slugs into your body.
Gentrified Thug 2: And I shall endeavour to use my own one-handed projectile launching device to perforate your fundament, after which I shall perform non-consensual copulation with your mother.
*bang* *bang*