NervousWreck writes: Physicists report that tidal conditions are affecting the hardware at the LHC. In other news, scientists and technicians are asked to join the effort searching the area for a werewolf reported to be living near Lake Geneva. Link to Original Source
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-- Straiter Empy, in _Riddley_Walker_ by Russell Hoban