I like PHP. It's made me a shitload of money over the years, so I'm genuinely looking forward to all the derogatory comments about how "PHP is teh shitty language!!1!"
I'll read them sitting in a fully paid-off, 4-bedroom home that was bought and paid for by PHP.
Is PHP the greatest language in the universe, or even on this block? Nope. Does PHP have lots of sharp edges? Yep. Do many of the functions appear to
Sou herb plantation owners got rich by exploiting slaves. Just because you can make money doing it doesnâ(TM)t make it good.
The sooner php is killed, the better the world will be. Itâ(TM)s a sorry excuse for a platform, built with no forethought or care. And the people that use it are hacks.
Sou herb plantation owners got rich by exploiting slaves.
Instant fail. Are you really comparing slavery with PHP?
Come on, honey, you can do better than that. Maybe discuss with your psychiatrist why you're so triggered by someone being successful with a language you don't like.
In the meantime, I have to go rub some more $100 bills on my crotch.
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL:
Firings will continue until morale improves.
Hmmmm (Score:3, Funny)
PHP haters, take note:
"PHP powers 80% of all websites."
Okay code snobs, let the hate flow through you!
I like PHP. It's made me a shitload of money over the years, so I'm genuinely looking forward to all the derogatory comments about how "PHP is teh shitty language!!1!"
I'll read them sitting in a fully paid-off, 4-bedroom home that was bought and paid for by PHP.
Is PHP the greatest language in the universe, or even on this block? Nope.
Does PHP have lots of sharp edges? Yep.
Do many of the functions appear to
Whatever knobend (Score:2)
Sou herb plantation owners got rich by exploiting slaves. Just because you can make money doing it doesnâ(TM)t make it good.
The sooner php is killed, the better the world will be. Itâ(TM)s a sorry excuse for a platform, built with no forethought or care. And the people that use it are hacks.
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Sou herb plantation owners got rich by exploiting slaves.
Instant fail. Are you really comparing slavery with PHP?
Come on, honey, you can do better than that. Maybe discuss with your psychiatrist why you're so triggered by someone being successful with a language you don't like.
In the meantime, I have to go rub some more $100 bills on my crotch.