I like PHP. It's made me a shitload of money over the years, so I'm genuinely looking forward to all the derogatory comments about how "PHP is teh shitty language!!1!"
I'll read them sitting in a fully paid-off, 4-bedroom home that was bought and paid for by PHP.
Is PHP the greatest language in the universe, or even on this block? Nope. Does PHP have lots of sharp edges? Yep. Do many of the functions appear to
So? Windows powers 90% of PCs out there. Obviously it doesn't suck? Intel powers the vast majority of PCs out there, it doesn't suck?
Just because something is stupidly popular doesn't mean it doesn't suck. PHP may power most websites out there, but there are plenty of reasons why it sucks. And the bigger problem is because of certain design decisions, there are multiple wrong ways to do things, and the wrongness is now etched forever in stone through StackOverflow and other copy-and-paste code sites.
Sorry, but I couldn't hear you over the sound of $100 bills being rubbed on my crotch.
PHP may power most websites out there, but there are plenty of reasons why it sucks.
Hey dumb ass, where did I ever claim that PHP didn't suck? Oh yeah, that's right- I didn't. Got any other strawman arguments you'd like me to set fire to?
and the wrongness is now etched forever in stone through StackOverflow and other copy-and-paste code sites.
Damn, it's a good thing that that never happens with any other language on StackOverflow.
Anyway, back to rubbing to $100 bills on my crotch....(don't be jealous!)
Hmmmm (Score:3, Funny)
PHP haters, take note:
"PHP powers 80% of all websites."
Okay code snobs, let the hate flow through you!
I like PHP. It's made me a shitload of money over the years, so I'm genuinely looking forward to all the derogatory comments about how "PHP is teh shitty language!!1!"
I'll read them sitting in a fully paid-off, 4-bedroom home that was bought and paid for by PHP.
Is PHP the greatest language in the universe, or even on this block? Nope.
Does PHP have lots of sharp edges? Yep.
Do many of the functions appear to
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So? Windows powers 90% of PCs out there. Obviously it doesn't suck? Intel powers the vast majority of PCs out there, it doesn't suck?
Just because something is stupidly popular doesn't mean it doesn't suck. PHP may power most websites out there, but there are plenty of reasons why it sucks. And the bigger problem is because of certain design decisions, there are multiple wrong ways to do things, and the wrongness is now etched forever in stone through StackOverflow and other copy-and-paste code sites.
Re:Hmmmm (Score:2)
Sorry, but I couldn't hear you over the sound of $100 bills being rubbed on my crotch.
PHP may power most websites out there, but there are plenty of reasons why it sucks.
Hey dumb ass, where did I ever claim that PHP didn't suck? Oh yeah, that's right- I didn't. Got any other strawman arguments you'd like me to set fire to?
and the wrongness is now etched forever in stone through StackOverflow and other copy-and-paste code sites.
Damn, it's a good thing that that never happens with any other language on StackOverflow.
Anyway, back to rubbing to $100 bills on my crotch....(don't be jealous!)