I like PHP. It's made me a shitload of money over the years, so I'm genuinely looking forward to all the derogatory comments about how "PHP is teh shitty language!!1!"
I'll read them sitting in a fully paid-off, 4-bedroom home that was bought and paid for by PHP.
Is PHP the greatest language in the universe, or even on this block? Nope. Does PHP have lots of sharp edges? Yep. Do many of the functions appear to
Perhaps you forgot to check that argumentum ad populatum is still a logical fallacy in 2021.
My company makes up some of those 80% powered by PHP, I make my salary supporting PHP web sites and coding PHP code myself, I even like some of the overall language, and PHP happens to be the first language in which I coded any non-toy programs.
Yet it is still pretty much THE shitty language. A primer on how you DO NOT create a programming language, from security hell to just absurd language features that trip you on
Hmmmm (Score:3, Funny)
PHP haters, take note:
"PHP powers 80% of all websites."
Okay code snobs, let the hate flow through you!
I like PHP. It's made me a shitload of money over the years, so I'm genuinely looking forward to all the derogatory comments about how "PHP is teh shitty language!!1!"
I'll read them sitting in a fully paid-off, 4-bedroom home that was bought and paid for by PHP.
Is PHP the greatest language in the universe, or even on this block? Nope.
Does PHP have lots of sharp edges? Yep.
Do many of the functions appear to
Re: (Score:3)
Perhaps you forgot to check that argumentum ad populatum is still a logical fallacy in 2021.
My company makes up some of those 80% powered by PHP, I make my salary supporting PHP web sites and coding PHP code myself, I even like some of the overall language, and PHP happens to be the first language in which I coded any non-toy programs.
Yet it is still pretty much THE shitty language. A primer on how you DO NOT create a programming language, from security hell to just absurd language features that trip you on
Re:Hmmmm (Score:2)
Too long, didn't read.
Anyway, all your whining is pointless. I didn't read much of your post, but I probably don't even disagree with most of what you said.
PHP is a terrible language, and it's made me tons of fucking cash. That was my point.
Anyway, what were you saying? Something something bad language...? I kind of got distracted by the shitloads of money it's made me.