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Linux has had 64 bit java for donkeys years... *rereads summary* - oh, Java browser plugin. A piece of the 90s I was hoping we'd all left behind.
Someone has to be slower to load than the acrobat reader plugin.
Not even Java can take that prize.
Java Joke:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
...
Java!
Adobe Joke:
Crash.
That's not really a properly-formed knock knock joke. How about:
Java who?
Java few minutes? 'Cause this might take a while.
I'd mod you +50 Funny if that was possible.
Made my day!
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64 bit Java? (Score:5, Informative)
Linux has had 64 bit java for donkeys years... *rereads summary* - oh, Java browser plugin. A piece of the 90s I was hoping we'd all left behind.
Re: (Score:5, Funny)
Someone has to be slower to load than the acrobat reader plugin.
Re:64 bit Java? (Score:5, Funny)
Someone has to be slower to load than the acrobat reader plugin.
Not even Java can take that prize.
Java Joke:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Java!
Adobe Joke:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Crash.
Re:64 bit Java? (Score:5, Funny)
That's not really a properly-formed knock knock joke. How about:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
...
...
...
...
Java!
Java who?
...
...
...
...
Java few minutes? 'Cause this might take a while.
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
Joke.
Ever.
Re: (Score:1)
I'd mod you +50 Funny if that was possible.
Made my day!
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
Who's there?
SUDDENLY! (.0001 microsecond later)
Java Fanbois: "JAVA IS NOT SLOW!"