Has there ever been an issue where both parties didn't suffer once lawyers got involved?
Well... there was this one time when I was with a group of big game hunters in depths of Africa. As we sat around the campfire we talked about how unsatisfying the hunt was and how we needed better, smarter prey. Someone made the suggestion that hunting a hunter would be much better and I asked, "like one of us, a human?" and he said, "well, no... but now that you mention it." There was a long pause and nervous glances before one chap chimed in, "well, it's a silly idea, it's illegal" and another insisted, "surely there is some land where it's legal," and the first chap replied, "I'm a lawyer and I'm certain I would have heard about it if it was." The next day we all agreed and gave the lawyer a 30 minute head start.
Self created problem. (Score:5, Insightful)
Google would still be recommending Java for Android development if Oracle didn't sue them.
Has there ever been an issue where both parties didn't suffer once lawyers got involved?
Re:Self created problem. (Score:5, Funny)
Has there ever been an issue where both parties didn't suffer once lawyers got involved?
Well... there was this one time when I was with a group of big game hunters in depths of Africa. As we sat around the campfire we talked about how unsatisfying the hunt was and how we needed better, smarter prey. Someone made the suggestion that hunting a hunter would be much better and I asked, "like one of us, a human?" and he said, "well, no... but now that you mention it." There was a long pause and nervous glances before one chap chimed in, "well, it's a silly idea, it's illegal" and another insisted, "surely there is some land where it's legal," and the first chap replied, "I'm a lawyer and I'm certain I would have heard about it if it was." The next day we all agreed and gave the lawyer a 30 minute head start.