I had been a Porn Collector for a decade before I found 1-gigabyte Porn Collections to write about. Now it is 15 years later, and the 1-petabyte barrier is crumbling.
My porn collection has long since achieved infinity.
It has an event horizon and is actively acquiring porn on it's own?
<voice series="Futurama" character="Hermes Conrad"> That would be a singularity. Since the universe is infinite, you can have an infinitely large porn collection by using an infinitely large volume rather than create a singularity. </voice>
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It has an event horizon and is actively acquiring porn on it's own?
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My porn collection has long since achieved infinity.
It has an event horizon and is actively acquiring porn on it's own?
<voice series="Futurama" character="Hermes Conrad">
That would be a singularity. Since the universe is infinite, you can have an infinitely large porn collection by using an infinitely large volume rather than create a singularity.
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So... the entire universe may just be an infinite porn collection encoded in matter and energy? Damn it! Where's the key?
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So... the entire universe may just be an infinite porn collection encoded in matter and energy? Damn it! Where's the key?
A bottle of Jagermeister?
-Taylor