I had been a Porn Collector for a decade before I found 1-gigabyte Porn Collections to write about. Now it is 15 years later, and the 1-petabyte barrier is crumbling.
My porn collection has long since achieved infinity.
It has an event horizon and is actively acquiring porn on it's own?
<voice series="Futurama" character="Hermes Conrad"> That would be a singularity. Since the universe is infinite, you can have an infinitely large porn collection by using an infinitely large volume rather than create a singularity. </voice>
Fixed it for you... (Score:5, Funny)
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It has an event horizon and is actively acquiring porn on it's own?
I've seen porn collections like that... (Score:2)
...on virus-infested Windows PCs.
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... among those a download virus by your hand ? Otherwise, what's the point ?
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My porn collection has long since achieved infinity.
It has an event horizon and is actively acquiring porn on it's own?
<voice series="Futurama" character="Hermes Conrad">
That would be a singularity. Since the universe is infinite, you can have an infinitely large porn collection by using an infinitely large volume rather than create a singularity.
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So... the entire universe may just be an infinite porn collection encoded in matter and energy? Damn it! Where's the key?
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So... the entire universe may just be an infinite porn collection encoded in matter and energy? Damn it! Where's the key?
A bottle of Jagermeister?
-Taylor
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...event horizon...
Awesome! That's what I'm going to call it now! My "event horizon"!
"Here it comes baby, the point of no return!"