Another J2EE vs .NET Performance Comparison 533
Starting yesterday, we received a bunch of story submissions about a
performance comparison between J2EE and .Net. It didn't seem all that exciting, and we sort of ignored the story. But as usual, it appears that some people take issue with the methodology and conclusions.
Hot News Flash -- Java Slow! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yeah, we are also shocked -- shocked! -- to find out that Microsoft engineers are capable of putting out a rigged demo.
These are not the benchmarks you're looking for. Move along.
Final Conclusion (Score:4, Funny)
NOT J2EE experts
but they
ARE MS shills.
Everybody knows "benchmarks lie" as the old cliche goes. It's just funny that a chest-thumping "enterprise software" consultancy would so blatantly pitch a relatively un-scientific benchmark as a serious study.
Starting off strong (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, the article contains both spelling errors, grammatical errors, and errors of style.
hmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Couldn't Resist Though, Eh? (Score:3, Funny)
It didn't seem all that exciting, and we sort of ignored the story.
Maybe we could get a bunch of people to whip up a controversy about a benchmark whitepaper comparing performance of rcp and ftp.
Re:Starting off strong - Future slashdot editor (Score:5, Funny)
Great! The the author is sufficiently qualified to become a slashdot editor.
Re:Performance isn't most important (Score:2, Funny)
Wait, let me get this straight (no pun intended) -- you're a gay man who says "performance" isn't important.
Christ, next thing you know you'll be saying that size doesn't matter!
Re:.NET is a lot faster (Score:3, Funny)
plenty of benchmarks on http://dotnetguru.org/
Yeah, I see that... from the URL.
Re:Some of us (Score:1, Funny)
But if you send e-mail or write it in a report, please learn how to spell revenue. Even suits might notice the misspelling.
Obligatory MP skit Was:Starting off strong (Score:1, Funny)
"Nobody expects the stealth Microsoft ad campaign!
Our main weapon is errors. Errors and half-truths.
Our TWO main weapons are errors, half-truths and lies.
Our three main weapons are errors, half-truths, lies and developers, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, let's just start again...
[They exit - loop]
Re:Some of us (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yeah, but... (Score:3, Funny)