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HackerStickers writes "The Fellowship of the Geeks - Aka Gnomedex 3.0 is the geeks conference of the year. This weekend-long geek-a-thon has had upwards and over 500 attendees all having the common love of technology. Des Moines, Iowa is where the Geeks will tromp July 25th & 26th both in business and pleasure. The lockergnome crew will be there and the list of speakers keeps growing with great topics by Jim Louderback, your very own slashdot man - Rob Malda, Tim O'Reilly, and not-so-decided topics by both MS and Google."
Soooo what your saying.... (Score:4, Funny)
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I'm going to make a prediction... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm going to say that the pleasure is going to be limitted to "computer related" joy, and not associated with the female gender.
Re:I'm going to make a prediction... (Score:3, Funny)
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We couldn't afford her this year. Sorry :-(
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Des Moines? (Score:5, Funny)
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I moved here from central Oklahoma. Back when I was there, I felt culturally deprived--then I came to Iowa. Both states have interesting places to visit and beautiful landscapes, are good places to live, and have good people, and Iowa has some very good musicians indeed (such as, say, Bob Cook and Gary Audsley [iptv.org], Ashanti [ashanti-online.com], Bob Black [banjoy.com], Mike and Amy Finders [mikeandamyfinders.com], the Blue Band [theblueband.com], and many others--an
Re:Des Moines? (Score:3, Informative)
The $99 conference fee, Des Moines hotel fees and cost of meals for the whole weekend is going to cost less then on night in a hotel room in NYC or San Francisco.
Re:Des Moines? (Score:1, Troll)
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart. But they don't know
Re:Des Moines? (Score:2)
What made it a troll, because it was long? It was a good Dead Milkmen reference to Des Moines, Iowa. I could have left just the verse about Des Moines, but the whole song is funny and I thought I'd share.
Re:Des Moines? Home of Chris Parillo (Score:3, Interesting)
Go hawkeyes?
Uh no... (Score:2)
You should go! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:You should go! (Score:3, Interesting)
Hawaii. Hot polynesian or west coast chicks wearing next to nothing. A place with a decent night life. A nice resort hotel, rather than the "Des Moines Motel 6". Other than that, not much.
On the plus side, I've heard that Des
Re:You should go! (Score:2)
It has Prairie Meadows racetrack and casino, but the casino is slot machines only--no table games. I don't know if Gnomedex falls during racing season or not. If the horses are not running you can usually bet on horse and dog races on closed circuit from other tracks.
Table games are available in Iowa on riverboats and the Meskwaki Indians casino at Tama. Unless there is something new, I think the nearest to DSM is in Osceola.
"What more can you ask for in a great conference?" (Score:2)
Re:You should go! (Score:2)
Resolved: NOTGNOME (Score:5, Informative)
Thanks.
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Re:Resolved: NOTGNOME (Score:1)
Resolved? Somebody used to debate. What kind did you do?
Yeah, I know this is OT moderators, so sue me
Re:Resolved: NOTGNOME (Score:1)
http://debate.uvm.edu/nfl.html I was team BTW.
What do these small shows offer? (Score:3, Insightful)
Iowa (Score:5, Funny)
Bet you NEVER thought you'd ever read that sentence in a non-fictional sense, did ya?
Miss Gnomedex (Score:2)
Next Best Thing (Score:2)
Even if you can't make it to the mecca of excitement that is Des Moines, you can still get your Lockergnome-approved [lockergnome.com] daily dose of gnomish fun here... [jardinains.com]
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Use of the word "geek" (Score:2, Interesting)
people find it necessary to define themselves by their group?
Or even to bind themselves to a group or character in the
first place. Is it not sufficient to leave yourself undefined
and be responsive to your environment in your own right.
Calling oneself a "geek" wreaks of embracing oppression as a
means to feel liberated. This is insane.
The most talented programmers and technical people I know
don't call themselves anything at all.
Re:Use of the word "geek" (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Use of the word "geek" (Score:2)
Why do you feel the need to put us under this umbrella, putting me in the same group as mass-murderers and rapists?
Why are you trying to bind me to that group?
Is it not sufficient to leave me undefined?
I can answer this... (Score:3, Interesting)
Um. Because all humans do?
My answer comes in three points.
Re:I can answer this... (Score:1)
Count me in! My life-goal is to make it to Barrow AK! Whacky!
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Not GNOME-related (Score:5, Informative)
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No Respect ... (Score:2)
John Dvorak speaking.... (Score:3, Funny)
Gnomedex, bring on the geeks. (Score:1)
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GNOME section icon (Score:2)
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Des Moines (Score:1, Informative)
Gotta catch em all (Score:1)
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Des Moines? (Score:2, Funny)
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ICN has been more or less in complete since 1995 or so.
Re:Des Moines? (Score:1)
Trouble was, ONLY the government offices, schools, and a very select few large corporations had access to the ICN.
Iowa had remote college courses over microwave links in the late 70s. The ICN just replaced a cheap microwave network with a more costly fiber network.
Did any small businesses, start-ups, or even small private colleges get any benifit out of the ICN?
The answer I'm af
Re:Des Moines? (Score:2)
When the ICN was being built there was a group called ICN Watch or something. They were a consortium of ISP's and other network providers such as phone companies, who made sure there was as little private use as possible of the network, because that would be competing with their business.
So, yeah, the ICN could be a lot more useful than it is, but that would be basically illegal, as I understand it. I'm not
Re:Des Moines? (Score:1)
I'll bite too (Score:2)
It's easy to bash Iowa, but not on Internet access. But nice try at being funny. (Oh yeah, it's also ranked top 10 in education for the last decade or so and one of the only places in America with pretty much no accent so you missed there too). Sorry.
Iowa (Score:1)
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And the Miss Gnomedex entries.... (Score:1)
Des Moines strip bars (Score:1)
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Des Moines (Score:1)
And a few places you may want to check out while here is Java Joe's [javajoescoffeehouse.com] on 4th street just off Court, and the Spaghetti Works ((515) 243-2195, 310 Court Ave)
Court Ave is a great place to hang out basically.
Re:Des Moines (Score:2, Insightful)
Des Moines (or Iowa, for that matter) has a totally unjustified reputation as being full of nothing but hicks and uneducated
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I for one.... (Score:3, Insightful)
They just let their Linux newsletter writer go. (Score:1)
I really enjoyed his newsletter, called Penguin Shell. He's a good writer and it was helpful for a newbie. Shame he's gone now, but I'll be interested to see what his new site will be.
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Iowa (Score:2)
Conference of the year? Ha! (Score:1)
Check out MacHack [machack.com]. MacHack is the conference Gnomedex desperately wishes it could be. Just ask Eric Raymond.
Geeks??? (Score:1)
Don't get me wrong, I rate them as geeks too, but there is a certain Nerdiness about their philosophy.
I wonder if there will be a witty little ad for something useless between each and every seat, just like their painful to read but useful newsletters.