TRON Enters Alliance With Microsoft 303
David continues: "This arrangement is ironic, as Microsoft is part of the reason why the U.S. in the 1980s prevented Japan from putting TRON into schools on the desktop by account of trade rules, which would've meant Linux may've never gone beyond being a footnote in the comp.os.minix archives. No doubt Microsoft is aiming to keep Linux out of the embedded space, and may in the long-term foster an environment where using anything other than industry-licenced OS software on the desktop becomes unviable for everyday tasks because all the infratructurial systems we take for granted today like radio, television, phones, IM, require Palladium-style walled gardens."
But... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
Get with the times man! Now they're calling it TCPA...
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MCP? (Score:4, Funny)
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* Before someone tries to corrects me, don't worry, I already know the reference to Tron the movie.
Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
Regards, Bill Gates
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Re:But... (Score:3, Funny)
Shoot me now! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Shoot me now! (Score:5, Funny)
I tried to commit suicide using a Linux based gun. Unfortunately, by the time I figured out the right switches for the sht command, I felt better!
Re:Shoot me now! (Score:5, Funny)
RTFM. It's sht [options] [caliber] [number of bullets], where -l is for lead bullets, -number is how you specify the number of the body part you want to shoot (where the default is in the air), -h for high velocity, and -q for auto reload. How much easier could it get?
Re:Shoot me now! (Score:4, Funny)
I tried to use the auto feature for caliber, and it wasn't working. I had to look that up. Oh, and it's -H not -h. Stupid man page had a typo in it.
Re:Shoot me now! (Score:2)
-w [number of wives to shoot]
-k [number of kids to shoot]
use the -q flag to query you before the gun will start shooting other people's wives and children.
or use the -Y to answer "Yes to all", and blow everyone away.
The library barrel-1.2.2.4 has not been found (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Shoot me now! (Score:3, Funny)
Disclaimer: I am a Mandrake user, and I used DrakSlashdot to post this
Re:Shoot me now! (Score:3, Funny)
well, you need to be root to do that.
Re:Shoot me now! (Score:3, Funny)
An improvement on the first version, where the default was the foot.
GNU (Score:4, Funny)
You may be thinking of a vendor sht. He's probably using GNU sht, which takes caliber etc from a file of tab (NOT space -- think make!) separated records -- exact syntax available in handy 'info' format.
Frankly it's easier to just use windows and call IFirearmsEx::WGunSystemBulletOperationShootEx32(H
Re:Shoot me now! (Score:3, Funny)
That's just how it goes. If it didn't reboot, then you would've had a fatal error :p
BSOLC (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry... (Score:3, Funny)
No thanks! Spare me the Microsoft stuff and give me a good old mechanical toaster! Yah!!
Re:Sorry... (Score:5, Funny)
On top of that, no one knows that they have to cut their toast into 40 pieces before a perfect toasting session because asking for help with their toaster nets them a "RTFM," leading them to a 400 page manual that explains everything but they kitchen sink when they just want to have a piece of toast. That, or they get directed to toast tech support which charges them $50 a year for a straight answer.
There'd be a ToastMaster who would decide when and where the latest model of the toaster gets released. Again, other gizmo fans could roll their own toaster, but people taking on names like ToasterOne would end up getting in shit for doing so.
But there would also be... (Score:2)
<badaboom>
Seriously, there would also be "spinoff" toaster manufacturers who make really pretty and easy to use toasters (Mandrake), and even portable toasters that don't need to be bolted to the counter (Knoppix) - which, thanks to the power of apt-get, can be bolted to the counter and drowned in 8,000 (yes, really!) accessories if you so desire.
Re:Sorry... (Score:2)
James
Re:Sorry... (Score:3, Funny)
No, that would be silly. Everybody knows that the toaster will have an internet connection where it can download the variuos
You will have perfect toast every time.
And when there are death-related incidents due to the SOtoast virus Microsoft will be able to quickly download a patch to your toaster.
Re:Sorry... (Score:3, Insightful)
But I guess that wouldn't let people be elitist. That sort of elitism comes from geeks with no social skills. Normal people are willing to help out.
Re:Sorry... (Score:2)
Jason
ProfQuotes [profquotes.com]
Re:Sorry... (Score:2)
You fool! Don't you know you can only use licenced bread with a Microsoft toaster?! Otherwise you add the potential for security vulnerabilities, like other people taking you toast!
Re:Not totally useless (Score:2)
Last I checked, when a toaster is toasted, there isnt much left to repair.
What's going on here (Score:2, Funny)
TRON: Forget it mister high mighty Microsoft. You aren't making me talk.
MS: Suit yourself
*derez of TRON commences*
Re:What's going on here (Score:2)
cat MStron > TRON
A TRON is a TRON. Right.... I didn't think so either. I hope they backed up the good TRON!
Oh my User... (Score:2)
RAM: Oh my User...Tron--they've got you in here?
TRON: Not for long, friend.
such a shame (Score:5, Insightful)
Lions don't lie with lambs
Microsoft doesn't play well with others
Its really a shame that theres always someone out there who figures theyr'e the ones that can get a fair shake out of Microsoft.
Microsoft allready moved against TRON being adopted by japanese schools. (WTO trade regs were their weapon of choice). Does anyone at the TRON project really think the vole of redmond has had a change of heart ?
The only ray of hope here, is that it will provide a great impetus to embeded linux. I can just see chinese party officials thinking their refrigerators are spying on them because they run microsoft operating systems.
Re:such a shame (Score:4, Funny)
Nope, the only hope here is if one of us users can get into the system and liberate TRON before he gets the bits blasted out of him on the game grid.
Re:such a shame (Score:5, Funny)
Lions don't lie with lambs
Microsoft doesn't play well with others"
Ah, but caterpillars turn into butterflies. Your argument is defeated! Buahaha!
See how easy it is to attack an argument that overly relies on metaphor? I'm really suprised you were modded up.
My dog eats butterflies! (Score:3, Funny)
Wait, now I'm confused. What was this analogy about?
Re:such a shame (Score:3, Insightful)
For every common phrase or saying, there is an equal and opposite phrase or saying.
For example:
"The early bird gets the worm" vs. "Good things come to those that wait."
Or, my personal favorite:
"Great minds think alike" vs. "No two fools differ."
Re:such a shame (Score:4, Funny)
I prefer this one:
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese!"
Re:such a shame (Score:2)
Re:such a shame (Score:5, Insightful)
How about:
How could anyone ever arrive at the conclusion that Microsoft will not screw them?
Microsoft's intentions in this deal are transparent. They tried to crush TRON with Super301. Now they're trying to subvert it. When TRON is just a way to run
Same story, different day: "Microsoft seeks absolute control."
Re:such a shame (Score:2)
Actually I think it was more likely they were karma whoring.
Re:such a shame (Score:2)
Oh please. We both know that his comment was "I hate Microsoft, why doesn't everybody else see that? Give me karma please."
"And your "rebuttal" was meaningless,"
Nope, it wasn't. Read it again, this time take off the "he's being an elitist asshole" goggles.
"so the real question is who modded YOU up?"
The two dudes with mod points who saw the humor in my post.
Re:such a shame (Score:4, Insightful)
This is you getting fucked.
Any questions?
Re:such a shame (Score:5, Interesting)
Shit... (Score:3, Funny)
Sark: "You're just an ordinary program!"
Flynn:"So are you. One that should have been erased."
Flynn:"Come on, how can you expect to rule the world if you can't solve a few unsolvable problems."
This just in... (Score:5, Funny)
The first SDK for this software ("Skynet") should be out in about 18 months.
Re:This just in... (Score:3, Funny)
6 years later, after the war is over, the OSS community will have finally finished making an Open Source copy of the system. There were no problems with the launch of Kskynet as it didn't have enough features to make it self-aware.
Re:This just in... (Score:2)
Finally. It's like, more than 6 years late already.
Oh Well (Score:5, Funny)
SCO is more compassionate than that (Score:2)
(Does a Titanium PowerBook count as a toaster? I'm willing to demonstrate cooking with it.)
Re:Oh Well (Score:2, Funny)
No, you'd just have to pay SCO their special reduced price for embreaded Linux systems.
This is part of the .NET vs Java war (Score:4, Informative)
The agreement will allow the Windows CE .NET platform for digital devices to work on top of T-Kernel.
Re:This is part of the .NET vs Java war (Score:2)
Apparently they just wanted a better kernel than the WinCE kernel. Not hard.
Java is already on a ton of competing devices, including Linux based ones.
Re:This is part of the .NET vs Java war (Score:4, Insightful)
good point. The story sounds familiar:
Since WinCE uptake has been slow for embedded devices, this plan will "cut 'em off at the pass" by inserting
Window CE is just one of the middlewares for TE (Score:5, Informative)
As a sidenote, the main thrust of the T-Engine platform is high portabilty of middlewares across various embedded emvironments with different CPUs. This portabilty is made possible by a standard opensource kernel, which is based on micro-ITRON 3.0, and standalization of hardware. Dr. Sakamura even said he is going to fix the specification of the realtime kernel by the end of year and it will not be changed for the next HUNDRED years for the sake of comatibilty of middlewares. Moreover, there are rumors that a subsidary of Panasonic is developing a desktop operating system based on T-Engine. This is a very exciting year for the TRON project indeed.
Re:Window CE is just one of the middlewares for TE (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.mvista.com/news/2003/t-engine.html
No, they'll play fair enough. (Score:4, Interesting)
It's just more assimilation. (and just think, they were probably prepping this deal at the same time they were whining about the China-Japan-Korea superOS being unfair)
Re:No, they'll play fair enough. (Score:2)
ROM: "If you have any use he assorbs your functions and if you don't he sends you down here to gets the bits blasted out of you."
Re:No, they'll play fair enough. (Score:2)
Re:No, they'll play fair enough. (Score:2)
You'd have programs lined up just to use this place...
not looking forward... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:not looking forward... (Score:2)
You're two versions behind on Windows. Would you find it funny if I made a joke about how a Linux based toaster would have a USB port, but the kernel wouldn't know what to do with it? No, because Linux supported USB years ago. Think about it.
Re:not looking forward... (Score:2)
It will stop being funny when they are gone."
It was December of last year when I saw a BSOD in XP. The joke's not funny. Tell it in 1999 and it's hysterical.
Re:not looking forward... (Score:2)
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Re:not looking forward... (Score:2)
Um, yeah I would see that. You see, I do a little thing on my computer called work. When it goes missing, I notice. And believe me if XP did pull shit like that on me, I wouldn't be defending it.
Re:not looking forward... (Score:2)
So it's okay to make kernel panic jokes about Linux?
Re:not looking forward... (Score:5, Funny)
Is that a Brown Slice Of Death ?
Evil MCP (Score:3, Funny)
ER
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Re:This one is very obvious (Score:2)
In Microsoft America... (Score:3, Funny)
~Philly
Re:In Microsoft America... (Score:2)
They've Already Done It! (Score:3, Funny)
Would anybody like some toast?
Well then, would anybody like some toast?
I'm all for it... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm all for it... (Score:2)
So finally, it is down to you (Score:2)
Clippy ][ (Score:3, Funny)
It appears you're trying to make toast. Would you...
A) Like advice on which bread to use?
B) Adjust your toast settings (will require Microsoft TOAST(TM)(R) Install CD)
C) Prepare your spread of choice?
D) Just go make some damn eggs (Microsoft Eggs will open in new window)
Hey (Score:2)
2000's: There are no competitors, only Microsoft.
Slight correction (Score:2)
Oh... THAT's the problem.. (Score:2)
Top 10 Advantages of TRON/Microsoft Alliance (Score:2)
9. When that whirling MCP pillar slows down, it looks just like Steve Ballmer.
8. Microsoft brass threatening Apple execs to send them back to the garage they started in.
7. Don't ya just love those little Recognizers moving across the screen stomping worms?
6. Anything that gets Boxleitner and Jurasik acting again brings us closer to that Babylon 5 re-launch.
5. TRON? "Space Paranoids". Microsoft? I'm paranoi
My toast is burning... (Score:2)
Good initiative... bad judgement (Score:2)
Windows Versions (Score:2)
Well bring out your tinfoil hats everyone. Microsoft has already created this OS to cement their foot in the door.
WindowsCE
WindowsME
WindowsNT
That's WindowsCEMENT
Yup, time to bring on the tinfoil body suit so they don't pick up my vibe.
Lessons from history (Score:2)
Rather Scary If You Think About it (Score:2)
If this is real, then it spells disaster for a LOT of embedded people out there..
Ultimately it will impact us 'regular folk', when you have to license your damned refrigerator, and MUST have it online or it stops working.... or wonder if your ABS brakes will really work when it comes time to use them. God help us all.
Not a good idea for the kitchen (Score:2)
CeMeNT Pun? (Score:2)
I'm not so sure the use of the word "cement [geocities.com]" was entirely accidental. (Don't tell me I'm the only one who immediately thought of the Windows CeMeNT thing?)
What happened to this? (Score:2)
I tried to email these bone-heads, however I get weird errors trying to send email to office@www.t-engine.org
Tron is open source?? (Score:5, Interesting)
This actually kinda reminds me of the MIPS processor architechure.. there is an open specification and lots of people produce chips for the ISA.. but it wasn't until opencores [opencores.org] came along that there was an open implementation.. and there is no open implementation for TRON yet, AFAIK.
Is tron open-source? Where is the code? Where is the license? Whats the story here? If it really is open-source, why can't someone point to the code? Something is fishy here.. or perhaps its just lost in the translation.. but I can't figure this out.
-molo
Re:Tron is open source?? (Score:5, Informative)
TRON is a set of standards, SOME of which relate specifically to a realtime OS.
You can buy the standards from the TRON Association and implement them.
There is no source, unless you write some.
Incidentally, how precisely did the parent post get modded *up* rather than *down*? I mean, I don't usually RTFA any more than the next guy, but it's a bit depressing that so many people made their opinions public without stopping to learn what the topic even *is*.
By the way, MS deal with TRON consists of layering
Hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I for one (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I for one (Score:2)
Re:I for one (Score:2)
Come now children, we must all bow down to Emporer Gates.
Run for the storm shelter... (Score:2)
Re:Arghh... (Score:2)
"When I depart, this toaster, and everything in it, will automatically de-rez."