Symbolic Violence Beats Lava Lamps All To Pieces

cdance writes "Traditional Lava Lamps, and of course email, are the tools of choice to notify your dev team that the build in your continuous integration system is broken. However, lava lamps, just like pink curtains and shag pile, don't really fit into the culture of many modern development teams. There is now a solution. Retaliation is a new Jenkins CI build monitor that automatically coordinates a foam missile counter-attack against the developer who breaks the build. It does this by playing a pre-programmed control sequence to a USB Foam Missile Launcher to target the offending code monkey."

Re:The 90's called

[Co0Ps]

You didn't warn them?? YOU MONSTER!

Re:nope, didn't get any of that.

[Anonymous Coward]

I love you, and want you to have my children.

Seriously, take them. They're nothing but a drain on my resources.

You can even re-name them if you like.