R Throwdown Challenge 185
theodp (442580) writes "'R beats Python!' screams the headline at Prof. Norm Matloff's Mad (Data) Scientist blog. 'R beats Julia! Anyone else wanna challenge R?' Not that he has anything against Python, Matloff adds, but he just doesn't believe that Python or Julia will become 'the new R' anytime soon, or ever. Why? 'R is written by statisticians, for statisticians,' explains Matloff. 'It matters. An Argentinian chef, say, who wants to make Japanese sushi may get all the ingredients right, but likely it just won't work out quite the same. Similarly, a Pythonista could certainly cook up some code for some statistical procedure by reading a statistics book, but it wouldn't be quite same. It would likely be missing some things of interest to the practicing statistician. And R is Statistically Correct.'"
Can't use it (Score:5, Funny)
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A joke on the subject (Score:5, Funny)
A joke I've read recently [twitter.com]:
I'm not sure if "R is written by statisticians, for statisticians" is a good thing e.g. "stadiums are built by footballers, for footballers"
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With R... every day is Talk Like A Pirate Day! (Score:4, Funny)
"Arrrr.... fix yar name 'R' while you may, maties!!"
I may not have the belly for Deep Statistics but I do know abut Internet Search noise levels. I remember trying to do research on WebDAV (believe me, there is such a thing) only to discover that folks discussing it invariably refer to it as 'dav'. Because saying "Distributed Authoring [and] Versioning" out loud makes you spit out your toothpick. Any attempt to search 'webdav' yielded only the sterile official pages, and attempts to search on 'dav' with other keywords brought up conversations from the community of Disabled American Veterans who also use the term in casual conversation, and have said an awful lot over the years. They occupied 'dav' first.
Now you may think you can pull off a 'C' where Google seems to pick off relevant results if you combine it with any computery term, but it was not always so. It has taken an incredible saturation of C, and perhaps some special coded cases on Google's part, for this to come about.
The success of Perl is due in some part to the ability of confused people to obtain help and advice about it merely by searching on its unique spelling.
So the best way to push this R language is with a refit of the name. Go with the pirate theme, it will sell many more T-shirts than those of silly camels and pearls. But stake out a bit of Keyword Real Estate that presently has a relatively low population density.
Google search result estimate counts, descending order,
r --- 2,730,000,000
ar --- 656,000,000
arr --- 24,400,000
arrrrrrrr --- 3,060,000
arrrr --- 876,000
aarr --- 638,000
arrr --- 536,000
arrrrr --- 405,000
aaarrrrr --- 267,000
arrrrrr --- 205,000
arrrrrrr --- 129,000
aarrr --- 107,000
aarrrr --- 107,000
aaarrr --- 56,600
aaarrr --- 56,600
arrrrrrrrr --- 52,400
Adding arrrs is not enough since talking like a pirate is typically accomplished with a single 'a', so ar+ space is pretty well populated up to ar{5}, it looks like best ratio is around a{3}r{3}. But even choosing the less-optimum and easier to type a{2}r{3} by using 'aarrr' instead of 'r' you have improved the signal to noise ratio by a factor of twenty-five thousand.
Push the name change firmly and decisively. This means that if anyone mentions 'R' there should be immediate responses that ask, "What AARRR you talking about?" This will inject the proper searchable term into the discussion while it reminds the poster of the name change.
For an interesting 9 minute lecture that might help sell you on this idea, listen here [upenn.edu].
Re:Can't use it (Score:4, Funny)
Is this the programming language for Pirates?
Is this the language for programming Pirates?
Arrr...