Oracle Database Certifications Are No Longer Permanent 108
jfruh writes: It used to be that you could get an Oracle database certification and declare yourself Oracle-certified for the rest of your career. That time is now over, causing a certain amount of consternation among DBAs. On the one hand, it makes sense that someone who's only been certified on a decade-old version of the product should need to prove they've updated their skills. On the other, Oracle charges for certification and will definitely profit from this shift."
Your firstborn (Score:1)
... that's what Oracle services cost. Maybe in time you'll need to indenture two children to them to be able to afford them :)
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Clearly YOU don't know Oracle.
Oracle's primary fee is your *dignity* of course.
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now it's 1 child every couple of years. Larry has an insatiable appetite for babies...
Key question (Score:4, Interesting)
Will the DBAs actually need to take the test again and again, each time to keep their certification?
Else all this is going to prove is whether you paid the tithe to oracle or not.
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presumably.
or else you could maybe sue them for changing the contract retroeffectively? get your money back?
Re:Key question (Score:4, Insightful)
It doesn't work like that. You would still have your certification. But it would be the old certification. What Oracle will do is issue their new improved updated latest whizbang certification 2.0.
So you would have your DBA certification, and it would still be exactly what it always was, but you would not have the DBA 2.0 certification.
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I've never been certified, I've taken the classes in the past, but never got around to taking the actual exam, and I've never found it to be a job requirement, nor pay amount factor.
I'm pretty much contracting only these days, so maybe the more beginner W2 jobs value this more, but for now, I find that in general, Oracl
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Actually, so far...I've not found any jobs that required any Oracle DBA certification as a requirement for work. Maybe for starting out, but for me, job resume experience is what sells you.
I've never been certified, I've taken the classes in the past, but never got around to taking the actual exam, and I've never found it to be a job requirement, nor pay amount factor.
I'm pretty much contracting only these days, so maybe the more beginner W2 jobs value this more, but for now, I find that in general, Oracle Certs are about as worthless as MS certified engineer credentials. You just don't need them really.
Oracle Partners [oracle.com] jobs require certs. This is of course all marketing, but marketing is lucrative.
Re:Key question (Score:4, Insightful)
A certification doesn't make you a good DBA. It only tells the employer that you have understood some basics.
A good DBA is able to see what the best solution is for the company and the product it delivers. It's way more important to understand the demands the product have on the database than anything else.
Re:Key question (Score:4, Funny)
So that means you're not certified then?
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Pretty much.
They might impress idiots that aren't competent to judge your skills. That's great if you want to work for people like that. Otherwise it's a waste of time and money that could be used more effectively even in terms of professional development.
The idea that a 15 year old cert isn't worth anything anymore is not really a surprising or newsworthy thing. It's hardly something for Slashdot to get excited about.
It must be a slow news day.
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I work in a Cisco environment, but have no CCNA. They don't give a damn if I have a CCNA. They asked if I can troubleshoot and come to a resolution in reasonable time.
Been doing it 7yrs now.
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"A certification doesn't make you a good DBA. It only tells the employer that you have understood some basics."
Nope sadly it doesn't even prove that! What it means is you can remember a set of questions and answers and quote them verbatim. I'd been working as an Oracle DBA for close on 15 years before I bothered to take my certs. I read the cert guide books, passed the practice tests. I then got hold of a lot of test questions to make sure I knew what to expect. When I took the real certs test 90% of the qu
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I thought that's what certifications were pretty much for.
Key question (Score:1)
All you need to do is take a couple of upgrade exams, and pink unicorns will bombard you from the sky with suitcases of sparkly cash.
See the alternate method at the bottom of this doc [oracle.com].
Give me $5.000 (Score:5, Funny)
And I will certify your competence in anything. (Signed piece of paper included)
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I agree with you when it comes to third party certification courses, but not when its the company certifying you in its own products - they have a vested PR interest to not endorse people who can't do the job.
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oh is that why projects with oracle certified people don't have huge cost overruns regularly?
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Cost overruns are not a DBA or engineering issue, theyre a management issue.
Re:Give me $5.000 (Score:5, Insightful)
I agree with you when it comes to third party certification courses, but not when its the company certifying you in its own products - they have a vested PR interest to not endorse people who can't do the job.
You don't work with Oracle do you?
Their primary marketing slogan is: "Shut the fuck up and give us your money"
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Their primary marketing slogan is: "Shut the fuck up and give us your money"
I thought it was "keep giving us your money until we say it is enough".
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Years ago I took one of the Windows server 2008 courses. While I did learn a bit on how to manage CAs in Windows, all in all, it was a tremendous waste of time; equal parts obvious crap and annoying horn tooting ("Windows Server 2008 is the best server operating system on the market today" was literally one of the statements in the intro). It was an utter joke and worst of all taught very little that couldn't be find in other, more definitive sources. At the end of the whole process, I decided that Microsof
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Yeah, but to be fair experience on a CV usually equates to number of years a person has been able to bullshit through their previous job.
Frankly almost everyone is fairly dull - if you think you're the exception, you're probably even less talented than those around you - and the majority misrepresent themselves, whether because they're outright liars or because they have an inflated sense of their ability and/or contribution to previous projects.
And, yeah, I'm in HR. I value long probationary periods - paid
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And, yeah, I'm in HR.
You are part of the problem with the hiring process these days. Human resources is staffed by idiots lead by a fool. Companies don't want the best person, they want the least expensive person. Human resources filters out the people whom should be hired.
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Another one. You must be due to retire soon.
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How about, Able to do the fucking job without a "long probationary period
I realize what we do can often look like magic to those with no math or computer s
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On the whole, engineers have a massively overdeveloped sense of meritocracy, unfortunately an ideal largely incompatible with "obey the most expensive suit".
Well maybe, but it's a meritocracy based on principles somewhat socially orthogonal to the "real world", at least these days. I would think that adaptability to reality might be a bit higher on the "to do" lists of most engineers. Not to mention with all of the bad PR of "Gamergate" and how the "systemd" debate's been going, I think it can be safely sa
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And, yeah, I'm in HR. I value long probationary periods - paid, of course, but at a lower rate while training is provided: IOW I care more about your reasoning skills than buzzwords on your resume.
It's people like you that caused me to go through six months as an hourly employee, zero overtime allowed, no paid vacation, no PTO accumulation, no matching contributions to my 401(k), etc. During six months I could have accumulated over 60 hours of PTO, plus my official time as an employee starts after the six months when giving me the five years of service raise. I hate buzzwords as much as the rest, but you don't need a long probationary period to find out if an employee padded their CV.
Not a great loss... (Score:5, Informative)
I am an Oracle Certified DBA, and I do not consider this a great loss.
For several reasons:
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Does it use joins?
Re: Not a great loss... (Score:1)
Yes, you can do joins and very complex queries, but it doesnt scale to multiple simultaneous users, it is very good and fast for a single user database. It's built into many programs.
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Well that explains it. If it uses joins it can't be webscale.
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Left joins only, no right joins.
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I'm not a database guy, but can't you rewrite a right join to be a left join, in the general case?
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Yes. That's why they haven't bothered implementing right joins, you can do every join using just inner joins, left outer joins and unions, like how any logical gate can be implemented with NAND gates.
I've never had need for a right join, and only rarely do I use a full outer join.
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The certification is tied to the Oracle RDBMS version number.
So why make it time limited as well?
It's not that you're suddenly not proficient anymore in version X when version X+1 or X+2 comes out.
This isn't just Oracle though, others do it just the same.
Re:Not a great loss... (Score:4, Informative)
That certification is good for the lifeof the product what is changed with the time limit is that with an active Oracle certification you get access to software and some other services. If you don't keep the certification active you lose that access.
So my old Oracle DBA certification of Oracle 7 (15+ years old???) will no longer give me access to the web site and software unless I upgrade the cert however I am still certificated as an Oracle 7 DBA for as long as I want to claim it.
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You can always tell the ones who've drank the kool-aid and are in too deep to admit it.
Re:Not a great loss... (Score:5, Insightful)
Oracle is becoming increasingly irrelevant....
I snuck PostgreSQL into the organization in 2005 to handle certain Web activity. It worked great for years, and my boss later decided to use it for other projects that were slated to use Oracle. All of those projects were so maintenance free at the database end that we later decided to replace Oracle with PostgreSQL for all of our database needs.
We found that the Oracle "features" we paid for failed when they were needed most, and therefore didn't work as advertised. PostgreSQL's replication and standby features would have been good enough.
I use PostgreSQL for all of my low end needs, too. I tried MySQL off and on for years, and it is still a terrible database (alter the data to fit the contraints!) when data are important. Even more exciting, though, is that PostgreSQL is slowly adding high-end features into its core infrastructure. And those features adhere to the PostgreSQL ACID philosophy.
Re: Not a great loss... (Score:1)
I agree with everything you said. I've converted to using PostgreSQL exclusively.
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This is the norm in IT (Score:1)
This isn't like getting a degree in maths - IT changes significantly over a 3 to 5-year period and it seems reasonable that somebody presenting themselves as "certified" actually be certified in a version of the technology which isn't 10 years old.
"On the other, Oracle charges for certification and will definitely profit from this shift."
So do Cisco, Microsoft, Red Hat, NetApp and every other technology vendor I can think of. They all charge for the exams and the courses. Are you implying that shouldn't be
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Sounds like you've never recruited. The CV is used to filter out candidates who don't meet the requirements for the role, whether they're lacking experience, a qualification or the ability to write a comprehensible CV. The content of the CV is validated during the interview process - it's extremely rare that somebody gets a job offer based purely on the content of their CV. People lie about skills, e
Certifications are a joke (Score:3)
Certification are just an excuse to get more money from people who have already paid for your product. It is an excuse to not offer proper training and documentation for your product in the first place.
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Yes and no, sometimes, in some cases.
There's no doubt that some certification schemes are worthless.
There's also no doubt that in nearly all cases someone who hasn't done a certification can be in many ways better than someone who does based only on experience, reading, and figuring things out themselves.
But there are some cases where you want people to have a minimum level of competence and one of the easy ways for companies to offload the checking of this is to rely on certifications.
There's no doubt that
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All certification demonstrates is that someone is good at taking tests. They can cram and get a sufficiently good grade on something. They may or may not retain any useful information or actually understand anything.
It does show some degree of motivation though.
My own SCSA scores are misleading as I aced the section on vi and I hate vi. It just goes to show that a little cramming goes a long way.
The idea that someone with a cert actually "understands" something is just laughable wishful thinking. Probably s
Same as everyone else (Score:2)
Citrix, Microsoft, Cisco, Juniper.... They all do it, why not Oracle? A person who worked on Oracle 8 may or may not know about the extra features in data guard in V11......
Re: Same as everyone else (Score:1)
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I got my MCSE back in the '90s, before there was all the stink about test dumps and such. Oh, and back that long ago, it had no expiration. So yes, MCSE for life. They later changed it, but since I didn't sign new ToS, I don't have to put any caveots, reservations, or expiration on it. The current Oracle guys can do the same.
So Oracle certifications just lost the 'D' in ACID (Score:5, Funny)
So Oracle certifications just lost the 'D' in ACID ... that's just LOL!
Most dbas dont certify its a waste of money (Score:1)
Been a dba for 15 years. Only the lowest paying jobs care about certification. I dont know anyone who wastes money on this. Companies never pay for it. Its a waste of money. No one checks either. You can just lie. Its mainly the low end pmps who want this.
Dont waste your money and just ignore it.
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The Best Certifications (Score:1)
The best certifications in computing come from your own actual experience. When I joined the World's Largest Software Corporation to work on the Largest Software Project in the History of Mankind, I asked them if I should get some certifications. They laughed and laughed, said it was just a marketing program, and not to waste a minute of my time on them. Being an actual software development engineer there was all the certification I was ever going to need, because for every 1000 resumes they received, they
Freudian slip (Score:4, Insightful)
On the other, Oracle charges for certification and will definitely profit from this shift.
I had to re-read that sentence - the first time I didn't notice the 'f' in 'shift' and thought the summary was unusually direct.
I doubt it's for the money (Score:2)
Yes, certifications are not free, but compared to Oracle's total revenues, they are a drop in the proverbial bucket. It would not surprise me if they did anything better than break-even on the program... I just checked, and an Oracle exam voucher is all of $245, even for a proctored exam, and business partners get discounts. And a bunch of that money goes to Pearson to run the tests. On top of that, while I'm not an Oracle guy, other vendors I work with hands out free vouchers like Halloween candy if yo
Compared with the software costs... (Score:2)
Compared with the licensing costs for Oracle DB software, $245 (which quite a lot of people never pay) is a freakin' rounding error.
I don't see any problem at all here... it's perfectly normal for certifications to expire with any number of vendors or industry-wide certs.
Yup (Score:2)
I'm an Oracle DBA (Score:3)
I suppose that for someone starting out with almost no Oracle experience it might be worth doing, but it's like your high school GPA, mentioning it a few years out makes you seem desperate and needy.
The only OCP's I know work for Oracle, I think they make you get it if you work for them. I know they don't require it to get a job at Oracle. It really is a worthless cert if you know what you are doing. Experience and good references/referrals will trump a piece of paper every single time, except for companies a true hacker would not want to work for anyway.
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Oracle bad habbits (Score:1)
Bah, I'm still dealing with Oracle devs that don't use ansi join syntax, use NVL instead of coalesce, love using Not IN clauses, and can't make a human readable tab indented query to save their lives. I'd swear they let tools build queries for them. Not sure, as I refuse to use Oracle's craptastic tools unless there is no other quick way. I can't even get these people to use the oracle psuedo-standard of 'y'/'n' for a boolean flag (or even 1/0), because oracle still doesn't have a boolean data type. So damn
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Gaaaaaah!
I HATE Oracle date "logic".
Certifications... (Score:2)
Growing Trend (Score:1)
"Oracle charges for certification and will (Score:2)