NervousWreck writes: Physicists report that tidal conditions are affecting the hardware at the LHC. In other news, scientists and technicians are asked to join the effort searching the area for a werewolf reported to be living near Lake Geneva.
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and
crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.