Anger as a Software Design Philosophy 229
Chilliwilli writes "Spending more time cursing your code than writing it? Well now there's an answer. feckfeck (a language in the vein of Whitespace and Brainf*ck) will help you get back that precious time by converting your foul words into code. You've heard the hype surrounding VLIWs, well here are FLIWs (4 letter instruction words). The great thing is the more angry you get the more code you'll write. For those programmers on performance related pay this is great news."
Not a new concept... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not a new concept... (Score:5, Funny)
2. Install copies of Via Voice
3. ?????
4. Profit!
Re:Not a new concept... (Score:5, Funny)
touch; unzip; strip; touch; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; gasp; eject;
umount;
make clean; make mrproper;
sleep
Better use && (Score:2)
Anyway, I find this bad taste.
Did you use Protection? (Score:2)
make depend
Re:Not a new concept... (Score:2)
Actually, it started with this system call [ucar.edu]. The file system checker came a little later.
Anger as a Software Design Philosophy? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anger as a Software Design Philosophy? (Score:4, Funny)
angry (Score:2, Funny)
Give me a real gui any day
Re:angry (Score:2)
Nobody uses pure X by itself; it does very little on its own so you need a window manager to go with it. I use KDE myself, and find QT programming to be far superior than that Windows API crap.
Nice troll, btw
one language for all! (Score:5, Funny)
Strange philosophy (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Strange philosophy (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Strange philosophy (Score:3, Informative)
The most recent example is the "virtual key" codes in the KeyEvent [sun.com] Java class. Namely, what is the difference between VK_PLUS [sun.com] and VK_ADD [sun.com]!? You can look up their values - VK_ADD is 107 [sun.com], VK_PLUS is 521 [sun.com] - so they aren't synonyms. My guess would be one is produced using "Shift-Equals" on many keyboards, and the other is next to the 6 and the 9 on the numeric pad. But th
Re:Strange philosophy (Score:2)
<sarcasm_sort_of>
What are you talking about? With OpenSource software, the docs are the code. That way they're always correct (bugs and all)!
</sarcasm_sort_of>
It's over already Michael! (Score:4, Funny)
I can do that with plain sh... (Score:5, Funny)
more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep
gawk; talk; date; wine; grep; touch; unzip; touch; gasp; finger...
Re:I can do that with plain sh... (Score:2)
Now .. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I can do that with plain sh... (Score:5, Funny)
Just so you know :)
Re:I can do that with plain sh... (Score:2)
Imagine how kinky it'd be if he used full colons!
I don't get that far.. (Score:2)
Re:I can do that with plain sh... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, right, and don't forget to "wait" to make sure all of the children have exited first, or you won't be able to umount, which can be very embarrassing.
Oh, that one's far easier (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, that one's far easier (Score:5, Funny)
sleep
Re:Oh, that one's far easier (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I can do that with plain sh... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I can do that with plain sh... (Score:3, Informative)
radon28:~$ which gasp
radon28:~$ gasp --help
gasp: Gnu Assembler Macro Preprocessor
etc. etc. etc..
Even though it's April 1st anymore.... (Score:2)
So.... (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder what will happen (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I wonder what will happen (Score:2)
Re:I wonder what will happen (Score:2)
Re:I wonder what will happen (Score:2)
Re:I wonder what will happen (Score:2)
Re:I wonder what will happen (Score:2)
Or, to a lesser extent, maybe Jay's posting on MoviePoopShoot.com
Re:I wonder what will happen (Score:2)
Re:I wonder what will happen (Score:2)
Re:I wonder what will happen (Score:2)
Be careful. It could be a virus.
dude! (Score:2)
A bit limited surely... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A bit limited surely... (Score:5, Funny)
A better idea would be to release it under a licence which says that all resulting code must be GPLed AND pornographic. This would result not only in more free-as-in-Stallman code, but also more porn! And porn that you have a legitimate reason for looking at at work!
Re:A bit limited surely... (Score:2)
Re:A bit limited surely... (Score:2)
FUCK R1 @0x02D3FB1D
COCK R1 2
SHIT R1 4
FUCK R2 @0x02D3FB23
TITS R1 R2
FUCK @0x02D3FB1D R1
FOAD R1
You have applied for a patent? (Score:2)
FLIW (Score:4, Funny)
Re:FLIW (Score:2)
Fuck damn shit shit shit fuck hell damn
In case that's too offensive for you, here's the whitespace version:
Enjoy!
Re:FLIW (Score:2)
What the heck? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What the heck? (Score:5, Funny)
SHIT!!!!!
Re:What the heck? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What the heck? (Score:2)
Re:What the heck? (Score:2)
Read The Fine Article more closely, it's in there. It's as dumb as "boob" and "shag". Bloody Brits and their silly arse obscenities.
(Yeah, I could have just answered your question, but now you can curse at me for making you look it up yourself
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Re:What the heck? (Score:2)
Damn! (Score:5, Funny)
Ooh, new job opportunities! (Score:5, Funny)
So, where do I hire them? :)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
woo hoo! (Score:3, Funny)
Source Code (Score:5, Funny)
What the fuck did I just write??
Shit it's gonna parse the fuck....agh.. nevermind....
Re:Source Code (Score:2, Funny)
Hello f@cking world!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously, could the F word be any more versatile? It can already compose an entire sentence, now you can tell a computer to go f@ck itself and it's useful!
Love the typo on the web site (Score:2)
But look how close G is to T on your keyboard...
More likely... (Score:5, Informative)
While "shag" is no biggie in the US, it is apparently almost as offensive a word in other countries as "fuck" is to Americans.
From the IMDB trivia page for "Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me":
In the U.S., "shag" is far less offensive than in other English-speaking countries. Singapore briefly forced a title change to "The Spy Who Shioked Me." ("Shioked" means "treated nicely.")
~Philly
Re:More likely... (Score:2, Informative)
Yawn (Score:2)
Or maybe it's hard to see the funny side of 'joke' programming languages when many real languages and libraries are so awful...
Not for me. (Score:2)
F**K, F**K, F**K, F**K, F**K, F**K, F**K,
Which doesn't seem to much of anything, besides perhaps generating a compiler error (no caps are allowed on key words, I assume). This is very, very much like most of the Perl code I generate. o_0
Soko
Well then (Score:2)
I've got a secret...anyone else do this? (Score:5, Funny)
printf("What the f***!"); printf("SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII* %d", variable);
OK, fess up, who else does this?
Re:I've got a secret...anyone else do this? (Score:4, Funny)
I was amusing myself by using foul language in all the error messages:
"Yeah, f*cking right... can't register it without a f*cking name you piece of sh*t, isn't it obvious?"
"You f*cking ass**le, you didn't put in the license plate number... geez, you're an idiot!"
And so on...
Funny part was, I was heading to make my presentation to the people who were gonna run it... and 15 minutes earlier I remembered I hadn't taken the messages out... had to grep like crazy every curse word I knew... because I didn't remember all the places I had placed them in.
I managed, but I was really nervous that I had missed some and the Physical Plant director could see the program cursing at him when he made a mistake.
Re:I've got a secret...anyone else do this? (Score:2)
So the client runs the thing, only there are no brzzps to be fingled in one particular section. So when it prints the report, guess what shows up?
Processed 0 of 0 offical changes.
Re:I've got a secret...anyone else do this? (Score:3, Interesting)
Said employee was terminated shortly afterwards.
Re:I've got a secret...anyone else do this? (Score:2)
Yeah, OK, I meant his employment was terminated
This is all the /. editors can come up with?? (Score:2, Insightful)
Hey! (Score:2)
Now I can say that browsing Pron sites can increase my productivity!
Not the 8 I would have chosen.. (Score:5, Funny)
Arse? Shag? Boob? WTF? Those aren't anything in my book. You can easily say any of them on broadcast TV in the US.
fuck
shit
cock
cunt
tits
dick
dyke
damn
Anyways, if you're going to come up with a bad word language do it right. Not saying these are the best, but they're much more fun words than the ones in the actual language specification.
nice listing of words people tell you shouldn't use... [souldevice.org]
Re:Not the 8 I would have chosen.. (Score:2, Informative)
The Official Scrabble Player's Dictionary is the publication suitable for "recreational and school" play. Kiddies, this is what you can buy in your local bookstore. In this tome, words that have a usage note due to obscenity or vulgarity in Webster's are omitted.
The difference in the lists (4-letter only) is:
Wish I'd had this a year ago (Score:2)
DVD CSS? (Score:2)
Shame on you /. Time for a lesson in etiquette.. (Score:4, Funny)
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns
hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this
"poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say fuck any more cuz fuck is the worst word that you
can say
So just use the word mmkay!
Children: We can do it its all up to us-mmkay (mmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Its easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey: Step 1
Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
Mr. Mackey: Step 2
Children: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is
cold
Mr. Mackey: Step 3
Children: With bitch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity
Mr. Mackey: Step 4
Children: Dont say fuck any more
Everyone: Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go!
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmkay!
Children: It's easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmkay!
Children: It's easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmkaaaaaaaayy
Children: It's easy mm
It's easy mm
It's easy mm
It's easy mmkaaaay
PARENT IS NOT OFFTOPIC (Score:2)
Did *any* of the moderators see "South Park, Bigger, Longer, Uncut"? The whole problem in the movie is that the kids see the Terrance & Phillip movie with a bunch of profanity and start using it daily. This should be moderated +1 Funny, not Offtopic.
Posting logged in with karma to make the point
George Carlin (Score:3, Funny)
This isn't news (Score:2)
grep -ri shit
Just one phrase, one character (Score:2)
Languages. (Score:3, Funny)
All other languages, including but not limited to C [google.com], Objective C [google.com], FORTRAN [google.com], C++ [google.com], Java [google.com], COBOL [google.com], C# [google.com], Pascal [google.com], BASIC [google.com], and all other languages [google.com], compiled or interpreted, now known or later developed, shall bow before the majesty of INTERCAL, the One True Programming Language.
Bow before me for my operating system and all the programs that run on top of it are written entirely in INTERCAL, the master of all programming languages.
If you agree with me, go HERE [science.uva.nl] to sign a petition to the federal government to illegalize all programming languages except INTERCAL. If you disagree with me, hear now and hear well: Real Programmers (tm) use INTERCAL.
INTERCAL is a registered trademark of Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym Company, Incorporated.
I wrote a quine! (Score:2)
the classic sh command line (Score:4, Funny)
this results in the output:
cannot find fly
cannot make love
no manual entry for woman
.NET (Score:3, Funny)
shit.dispose();
Father Jack (Score:2)
is a source of applications you can compile
I'm not on performance related pay. (Score:2)
wordprocessor needed (Score:2)
Is this really anger-as-philosophy? (Score:2)
Think about it. If you go back over the list of words, you'll notice that the common thread between them is not profanity, because although some of the words are considered profane, others are not. The common thread is that all of the words are sexual in nature.
Re:Is this really anger-as-philosophy? (Score:2)
Counterstrike theme? (Score:2)
Re:I'm not familiar with some of the 'swearwords'. (Score:2)
b**t == butt
Re:I'm not familiar with some of the 'swearwords'. (Score:2)
Re:computer terms (Score:2, Informative)
Actually, it doesn't. The original word, which has been misspelled as "foobar" is "fubar" which is Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. It's a shame that almost no one uses the right spelling.
Re:computer terms (Score:2, Informative)
That's debatable, but it might have descended from the acronym FUBAR, which translates to:
Fucked Up Beyond all Recognition
or, alternatively:
Fucked Up Beyond all Repair
Re:I couldn't agree more (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just in case... (Score:2)
Re:Just in case... (Pen bombs) (Score:2)
1) He claimed there were Pen, not pencil, bombs.
2) Russian soldiers reportedly would leave booby-trapped metal-cased pens in afganistan villages for children and enemy troops to find. These would appear to be spring-retractor pens, the kind we pay a few bucks for that can have the ball-point retracted into the casing. Upon pressing the button to produce the ball-point, these bombs would explode. the explosion itself was not that powerful, supposedly, but the shrapnel from the weapon would