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Interview With Author of the First Spoof Language
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on Fri Jul 04, 2008 07:43 PM
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An anonymous reader brings us Computerworld's interview with Don Woods, one of the creators of Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym (INTERCAL). INTERCAL and its documentation were created in 1972 as a parody of that era's languages and instruction manuals. Among other things, Woods had this to say:
"We designed the language without too much trouble. Writing the manual took a while, especially for things like the circuit diagrams we included as nonsensical illustrations. The compiler itself actually wasn't too much trouble, given that we weren't at all concerned with optimising the performance of either the compiler or the compiled code. I admit I'm surprised at its longevity. Some of the jokes in the original work feel rather dated at this point. It helps that the language provides a place where people can discuss oddball features missing from other languages, such as the 'COME FROM' statement and operators that work in base 3."
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Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Intercal has nothing on Brainfuck [wikipedia.org]. Brainfuck makes every other spoof programming language look like a joke. I'd write the Hello World! program here, but Slashdot's content filter doesn't support Brainfuck code.
Re:Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
It's a language created on the Amiga in the 1980s, named after hypercard, but completely unrelated. The only legal characters are whitespace. Tab, space, linefeed, carriage return etc.
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Re:Bah! (Score:5, Informative)
Here is the link:
http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Malbolge [voxelperfect.net]
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Re:Bah! (Score:5, Informative)
How did you guys miss Whitespace? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language) [wikipedia.org]
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Re:Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Your suggestion is laughable. There is only one acceptable answer [wikipedia.org].
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Re:Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
I would post "Hello World" written in it here, but the comment thingy refused to accept it: "Filter error: Please use less whitespace."
tm
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Re:Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
The language you refer to is whitespace, as described and linked in a comment below as well.
I would post "Hello World" written in it here, but the comment thingy refused to accept it: "Filter error: Please use less whitespace."
So those Perl bigots at Slashdot are finally actively excluding other programming languages by name.
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Re:Bah! (Score:5, Informative)
Most people entirely miss the point of Brainfuck. It was never meant to be esoteric for the sake of it, or to "challenge and amuse programmers" as Wikipedia puts it.
It was designed to create a compiler as small as possible. The original AmigaOS compiler was 240 bytes in size. Even smaller compilers have been created by people who truly grasped the spirit of the language.
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P ' ' (Score:5, Informative)
Most people entirely miss the point of Brainfuck. It was never meant to be esoteric for the sake of it, or to "challenge and amuse programmers" as Wikipedia puts it.
It was designed to create a compiler as small as possible.
That, and Brainfuck is a realization of P ' ' [wikipedia.org], the first imperative structured programming language ever to be proved Turing complete.
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Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Intercal has nothing on Brainfuck [wikipedia.org]. Brainfuck makes every other spoof programming language look like a joke.
Not sure whether that was intentionally humourous or not, but well done, nonetheless.
But seriously[*] kids, nothing holds a candle to ACME [cpan.org]. All the programming foolishness you'll ever need, implemented in glorious Perl!
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[*] Whatever....
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft announces new language for the .NET platform, IronINTERCAL.
With all the features of regular INTERCAL, but only runs on Windows Vista (tm).
Miguel De Icaza had this to say about the exciting new development - "No Me Gusta." He's clearly speechless about this fabulous new language available only on Windows Vista (tm).
Re:In other news... (Score:4, Funny)
A crucial feature of this mock-sports extravaganza will be on-the-fly and occasionally randomized rules generation.
Lead developer Q. Wolfgang Imboodaga denied vehemently the accusation that this is really a DARPA project to write a US Congress simulator.
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COME FROM revival (Score:5, Interesting)
If you hunker down and squint at it the right way, COME FROM is really an early form of aspect oriented programming - non local transfer of control to the point of definition - yeah, yeah CLOS fans we know that real generic functions subsume AOP and date from the mists of the 80s - but this is from the early 70s so it is pretty interesting. Over application of hyped technologies for the win!
A widely accepted use of COME FROM (Score:5, Insightful)
If you hunker down and squint at it the right way, COME FROM is really an early form of aspect oriented programming
Even before the alleged fad that is AOP, processors have had hardware support for COME FROM for a long time. It's called a breakpoint [wikipedia.org].
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LOLCODE (Score:4, Funny)
LOLCODE [lolcode.com] might actually get this brain-damaged BASIC refugee trying their hand at programming again after all these years.
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Re:LOLCODE (Score:5, Funny)
u is in our threadz
missin teh point
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Better spoof languages (Score:5, Funny)
it's apparently amateur night (Score:5, Funny)
Oh please.
Has noone here ever used perl? :)
Turn over the Google Source Code to Viacom in INTE (Score:5, Funny)
The Apple Version (Score:4, Funny)
Special hardware support for INTERCAL! (Score:4, Interesting)
Real Challenge... (Score:4, Interesting)
How about instead of the Obfuscated C Code contest, we have an Unobfuscated INTERCAL Code contest where the object is to make INTERCAL code look as close to or at least as understandable as "normal" C (or other language) as possible while still performing a set action?
Woah! (Score:5, Funny)
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck [esolangs.org] - it is positively a brainfuck++ [esolangs.org]. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible [esolangs.org] loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck [esolangs.org] whereby both cannot be fully comprehended [esolangs.org] at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck [esolangs.org]! Fuck, Fuck! [esolangs.org] Double fuck! [esolangs.org]
The bad news is that my pointy [esolangs.org] haired boss [esolangs.org] has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language [esolangs.org]. I think he may have been smoking something [esolangs.org].
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither [esolangs.org] eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial [esolangs.org][0] night[1].
Argh! [esolangs.org]
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row [esolangs.org] so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines [esolangs.org] so he walks funny [esolangs.org] for a week, flick him the V [esolangs.org] and leave this crummy company; that would rock [esolangs.org]!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present [esolangs.org].
Re:I wish I could remember .... (Score:4, Funny)
New Day
Read Newspaper
Job Sucks
Kill Supervisor
Open Fly
Do Secretary
Close Door
Go Home
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