The Little Coder's Predicament 1073
An anonymous reader writes "There's an interesting article
on Advogato about the world of computing that kids today find themselves in compared to the world that kids in the 80's found themselves in. Learning to program in the 80's was simpler because the machines were more limited, and generally came with BASIC. Now we have Windows, which typically comes with no built-in programming language. What can be done to improve the situation?"
Wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Windows comes with VBScript built-in!
er..can I really call it a programming language?
Windows comes with programming tools! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If this is not the first post... (Score:0, Funny)
Tough choice (Score:5, Funny)
No programming language ... or BASIC.
I won't put in the obligatory Dijkstra quote, because by the time I finish this sentence, about 200 people will have posted it already.
Oh, what the hell:
You Meticulous Rapscallions (Score:5, Funny)
All you people do is whine and whine about languages!
Back in my day, I had a bunch of OR and NOT gates and some solder. When I was very good, my parents would buy me an AND gate for my birthday. Those were the days.
Teach 'Em Young (Score:1, Funny)
Kid:Can I have some candy?
Dad: xor ax,ax
Kid:But Dad...
Dad: mov corner,you
Re:Two words (Score:1, Funny)
>by tomRakewell (412572) on Wednesday June 11, @11:04AM (#6171157)
>Python
Dude, that's only ONE word.
Two words would be Monty Python.
Re:Yet another reason for BSD/Linux (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Tough choice (Score:2, Funny)
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence. (Edsger Dijkstra)
Re:Create a simple learning language... (Score:5, Funny)
The scene: In a park with a lot of little kids around
(stranger dressed up like Bill Gates in a trenchcoat): Hey kid, I got something for you
Kid: What
Stranger: It's the good stuff...(holds out a box labeled 'GW-Basic#'
Kid: I don't know. My daddy told me that stuff is bad for you...it causes you to get fat and pimply and never get a date
Stranger: That's a lie! Come on. First taste is free (holds out box further)
Kid: Well, ok....
Re:Wrong (Score:2, Funny)
Do you really want to ask this Q on Slashdot? (Score:3, Funny)
Make sure to impress on the children that SCO is bad at an early age too!
Re:You Meticulous Rapscallions (Score:3, Funny)
Durn kids and their durned electricity...
Re:Give them GNU/Linux, not windoze (Score:2, Funny)
Microsoft rep replies (Score:2, Funny)
At Microsoft, we support the hopes and dreams of the world's youngsters. That is why we have chosen not to include useful programming languages with our Windows product line. We feel that children from all walks of life would benefit from working hard, saving like misers and purchasing an enterprise licence for the .Net Studio.
With great regard,
Rippen M. Anueone
Microsoft Sales Department
Re:Tough choice (Score:3, Funny)
So I wrote my first programs on paper in BASIC. I traced my programs by hand and I created input/output tables. I created subroutines with precise definition (pre and post conditions and error handling.) I wrote labyrinth and robot games on paper. It was exciting but I did not have a computer. When I finally got access to Atari 600 and 800 computers I adopted the programs that I wrote for generic BASIC to the BASIC that was built into those machines. The programs worked. I am 27 now, I work as a systems architect I code in dozens of languages, I create architecture documentation, I solve problems and people look up to me for solutions.
So I don't find that statement to be applicable in every single case.
Re:Java (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm. You're one of those people to whom the dashboard of a 747 is "simple," aren't you. :)
"Daddy? How do I compile?"
*sigh* For the last time, Bob, M-L, M-X, C-M-K, "make", esc-esc-return...
Re:Second hard disk + Linux (Score:2, Funny)
I've been wiring stereos and cleaning carbs since I was 12!
I know the answer: (Score:2, Funny)
SCNR, Alex.
Re:Second hard disk + Linux (Score:4, Funny)
Perl (Score:3, Funny)
[That being said, I use Perl wherever possible
Scheme IS practical, you insensitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)
I program professionally in Scheme, you insensitive clod!
(Seriously, I do.)
Re:A couple places to start (Score:1, Funny)
Your poor kids are gonna get beat up a lot.
Linus (Score:3, Funny)
I'd pay to see a kid(or anyone) do that today.