Write Poetry In UML

Martin writes "We'd like to announce the first Unified Modeling Language Poem Contest - UMLyrics 2004. Realize the power and shortcomings of UML by writing new or paraphrasing existing poems with UML. The winner is determined with a Google-based voting system - have fun!"

Finally!

[Anonymous Coward]

A good use for UML.

So get started already!

[pragma_x]

This may help:

Poetry Quotes [att.net]

This seems a bit feeble

[fiftyvolts]

I remember perl poetry contests. They were awesome. I highly doubt, however, that this UML contest will be as good.

The main things that perl had going for it in regards to the contest was the type of people who program perl (many interested in language), the type of language perl is (amorphousa and varied), and finally the perl community (jovial and witty). When I think UML I think of a language that's anything but poetic. It's too structured. In fact that's what makes it useful as a language!

I just can't see the opportunity for a fraction of the creativity as the perl contest in this contest :-/

Re:This seems a bit feeble

[dash2]

Damn lameness filter! You asked for it. [essex.ac.uk]

Re:This seems a bit feeble

[daviddennis]

You know, if you had only (quite reasonably) wrapped that in HTML containing a link back to the poetry contest and the name, you would have almost certainly won thanks to the link from Slashdot and its likely impact on PageRank :-).

For anyone who doesn't figure it out on their own, the poem is a BMP file and so at least on the Mac it doesn't display in a browser. Find it as a downloaded file. Weird.

I have to say that I don't think UML poetry is going to catch on, based on the few examples I've seen. Ev

I can see it now...

[keoghp]

There is a bug in your code:-
3rd stanza, It doesn't scan, its blind verse and has no iambic time.

The other UML!!

[vijaya_chandra]

Can people poor in the modelling language (like me) enter the contest using the other uml [sourceforge.net]?

Pedantic, sure

[SeanDuggan]

But the quoted poem line on there is incorrect. The Gertrude Stein line is "Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose." as seen here [wikipedia.org] and other places [google.com].

Help?

[nacturation]

Can someone help me write a poem about "nigritude ultramarine" in UML?

Google based voting system

[manavendra]

hahaha! So they have made sure they don't have to spend any efforts in rating the poetry, eh?

From their website:
Assess a poem's popularity with Google search: '+"NameOfPoem" +"UMLyric Poem Contest 2004" '.
From November 1st to November 7th 2004 claim your victory: send us the number of such Google hits

wow, so one gotta not only write a poetry, but also claim the prize!

Re:Google based voting system

[snake_dad]

Hmm.. I guess I'll name my poem "UMLyric".

Here's mine:

[beef3k]

RationalRoses are red UMLViolations are blue Design sucks... and we all know it!

Posting UML poetry contest on Slashdot...

[Maljin Jolt]

...is a witty method of increasing traffic on site which's only content are ads for UML products, in a plain hope some contesters will massively buy those products to help them in the contest itself.

That's about how a markets for completely useless products create themselves.

If someone believes UML itself is not an idle idea just for morons, please enlighten me. And yes, I was forced to use Jackson's Structured Diagramming at work some twenty years ago or so. Those days, we wrote poetry in Cobol.

Last Post!

[theguywhosaid]

this has really got to be one of the worst articles ever. I claim last post. and i dont think anyone will dispute, or even waste mod points on this.