Offshoring to a Ship in International Waters 800
JasdonLe writes "Sourcing Mag posted an article about Roger Green and David Cook, who hope to avoid US visa regulations that usually accompany outsourcing, with their company SeaCode, and a used cruise ship, sitting in international waters three miles off the coast of Los Angeles.""
A Mariner's First Impression: (Score:3, Funny)
So... (Score:5, Funny)
Where do we sign up? (Score:5, Funny)
How would this affect taxes?
Hmm (Score:5, Funny)
Why can't I get this image out of my head.... (Score:5, Funny)
(first post?)
Is it just me or is that site slow? (Score:5, Funny)
A Slashdot First (Score:5, Funny)
Good job, everyone! Now, World Domnination is within our grasp!
Morons. (Score:5, Funny)
asdfasdfasdfa
ASDFAESRFA
NO CARRIER
Piracy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... (Score:5, Funny)
More typos? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmm (Score:2, Funny)
Bouy, were those terrible or what?
Oh shit awesome (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is it April Fools Day? (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.clickmonkeys.com/aboutus.shtml [clickmonkeys.com]
Sure, sure, (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... (Score:5, Funny)
Corporate Motto (Score:4, Funny)
2. To live in sea.
3. To live by the code of sea.
Rrrrr, it be a pirates life for thee
How about a pot farm supertanker (Score:5, Funny)
arrive via boat.
Eventually some pissed govt sticks a torpedo in it.
Re:How about a pot farm supertanker (Score:3, Funny)
And get busted as they attempt to return to shore.
The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! (Score:3, Funny)
You raise a good point (-ed fanblad), what happens if the 600 software engineers make the pointy haired bosses walk the plank and sail off for Tahiti?
Call her the FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance, and you'd have a great movie and some killr appz!
Don't be silly! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, come on. No one would hire child slave labor! Everyone knows child slaves are horrible at commenting their code.
Re:Is it April Fools Day? - must be (Score:2, Funny)
Tell that to the US Third Fleet as a full carrier group pulls along side and warns you to prepare to be boarded. With about 200 planes, 180+ missiles, and 5" deck guns pointed your way, you're lible to listen.
Of course, that's only if we want to make them shit their pants. Otherwise the First Fleet (i.e. The Coast Guard) has more than enough power to raid and shutdown this operation. If I were them, I would hedge my political connections *very* carefully.
Re:Sure, sure, (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is it April Fools Day? (Score:2, Funny)
Look, if you can't compete with third-world technical labor, that's YOUR problem. Nobody owes you a thing in this country. No company should be held accountable to such selfish entitlements as a living or even competative wage, health insurance, vacation and sick time, lunch breaks, safety regulations and so on.
Really, if someone is willing to do the job for a quarter of the price and doesn't care if they live twelve deep in a studio apartment, work in a tech farm with the fire doors chained shut all day and without any regard to societies business regulations (contributing to social security, disability insurance, unemployment insurance, medicair, an IRA or a 401K then you have a personal problem.
Get off your high horse and stop expecting handouts, you lazy, selfish, entitlement whore! Take your $5.15 and like it! Or go back and get a new education in something else! Yes, I know you just graduated awhile ago and are still in serious debt and had hoped to settle down with your girl and start a family, but go back to school and... oh wait, that's right... almost everythign can be farmed out now... Okay - well - forget school. Go watch a Wal-Mart checker or a cashier at McDonald's and learn how to operate the registers and headsets! -- Oh, wait... that's right... drive-through ordering is outsourced now, too... Um... Well, go find some soda cans to redeem for deposit!
Re:Is it April Fools Day? (Score:3, Funny)
-matthew
Re:Why can't I get this image out of my head.... (Score:5, Funny)
Source code leaks from the ship...
I hereby christen their second ship (Score:5, Funny)
Thank you. I'm here all week.
Re:Should we wait... (Score:2, Funny)
Your information is a little out-of-date. These days, the Americans claim their territorial waters extend to 12000 miles off the coast.
New excuse for delayed releases: (Score:5, Funny)
Scurvy.
Shouldn't This Be Just-Offshoring? (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.geekcruises.com/ [geekcruises.com] gone bad?
This would make an interesting reality TV show where once a week
a coder is voted off and has to walk a gang-plank to sleep with the phishes.
"You ARE weakest geek...Goodbye."
Think Gillivan's Island meets The Aprentice meets MTV's The Real World
and call it: The Virtual World
Re:Is it April Fools Day? (Score:5, Funny)
Worst. Job. Ever. (Score:2, Funny)
Like (Score:5, Funny)
Week 1: Operations launch. Works getting done. Going well.
Week 2: Work is better.
Week 3: Pirates came in and confiscated all our computers and electronic equipment. Called the coast guard. I think I heard them laughing in the background.
Week 4: We've drifted into China due to a complete lag of navigation or ship control systems. I, for one, welcome our new communist overlords.
Re:Is it April Fools Day? (Score:3, Funny)
I understand perfectly. The problem is, that we didn't pay enough attention in Latin class.
ROFL (Score:3, Funny)
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Just the potential wordplays might be worth it...
Re:Oh shit awesome (Score:5, Funny)
Plus if you're caught being an actual pirate, the sentence is much lighter than if you were caught swapping copyrighted material.
C coders wanted? (Score:2, Funny)
Good Rates
Free Food
Free Accomodation
Must have C experience
Re:ROFL (Score:3, Funny)
Well it would have been a nice idea, until you brought clap into it....
Re:Better get a nuclear powered ship (Score:1, Funny)
Re:How about a pot farm supertanker (Score:4, Funny)
Would that be a supertoker?
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
A spokesman for the RIAA said that while they could afford it, a nuclear sub was not necessary. "We will only be going out three miles or so, so a diesel sub will do just fine".
Re:Is it April Fools Day? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is it April Fools Day? (Score:5, Funny)
No kidding - this is really going to confuse the issue! What if some of those engineers download some pre-released movies and then Blackbeard hijacks their ship? Would he get an extra 3 years tacked on to his sentence?
They've got it all wrong! (Score:3, Funny)
Seasick! (Score:3, Funny)
Ever try reading a book as a passenger in a car? What happens to you?
Now, imagine a computer screen and a gently rocking boat, and a programmer's work week. You'd need an IV drip bottle of Dramamine to survive this gig.
Pun intended? (Score:3, Funny)
Bah dum dum TCHSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
Re:Is it April Fools Day? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The FSF Crimson Permanent Assurance! (Score:2, Funny)