In Reiser's case, a critical piece of data -- the location of Nina Reiser -- has gone missing.

It should be in the journal somewhere.

Has he been in touch with the Juice to discuss strategy? Afterwards, they can go search golf courses for the real killers.

Some of the questions still go unanswered though.

"Hans, on line 934 of journalcache.c, is that preincrement of bufptr really supposed to be a postincrement?"

"If I coded it, here's how I coded it"

Well, it seems he is getting away with it, and blaming it on Reiser

Reiser is worried that Sturgeon is trying to teach Rory and Niorline that pain can be fun and is furious when Sturgeon gives them what Reiser refers to in a sworn court filing as "gender confused alternative sexuality dolls."

Is that what they call Teletubbies these days?

'R' is for Reiser!

Aren't there any other open source author's facing major criminal charges? All we get is Hans, Hans, Hans. If not it seems Microsoft's Black Ops. Dept.* has missed an opportunity.


(* motto: "Beyond the blue screen")

It is a guiliani doll.

Also, Linux programmers don't go to prison, they just get put in a chroot jail.

Maybe we should have a bit more respect this time.

Bruce Perens, welcome to the Internet!

Only if you believe it's better to send innocent people to jail than let guilty people go free.

Why can't we do both?

I don't know. Maybe I'm just an idealist dreamer.

Your post is excellent except for two things:

1) The government supported development of ResierFS.
2) You are a moron.

I'm hoping for public execution of the authors of KDE sound system (motto: making Linux a quieter place), but so far no luck.

When Linus dies? I think you mean "if".

Posting cowardly for this one:

When first heard the news about Nina missing I did a casework on her (check on the Silva Method for what casework is), what I got back is that she was killed by Hans and she is buried in some backyard, the yard is in some sort of downslope, no much grass, with tall trees behind.

Don't take this one for granted, I haven't practiced enough of this psychic stuff to be sure about this.

Don't take this one for granted, I haven't practiced enough of this psychic stuff to be sure about this.

'preciate the heads-up

Really? Her boyfriend (the guy she cheated on him with) confessed to killing 8 people and might have killed 9, but he's not really sure. I'm not kidding, either. That's a little "odd" too isn't it? Usually people keep count of the murders they commit, for the sake of easy confessions at least..

Everyone knows Linus will die by being hit by a bus.

Then I can tell you exactly who will kill him, because only one person I know of is training to be capable of throwing a bus at somebody. He's been on a chair-throwing regimen for years. I hear we will soon upgrade to refrigerators.

Hans shot first, so all he can do is to pray there'll be special edition where he doesn't.

Posting cowardly for this one:... I haven't practiced enough of this psychic stuff to be sure about this.

I can't think why you wouldn't want to post that under your name. But I am sorry to say that your psychic vision was wrong. According to my own vision, Nina was actually abducted by a cyborg L. Ron Hubbard with the help of some zombie creationists. She is even now living in an alternate Universe where an evil (beardless) Richard M. Stallman is CEO of Microsoft, Uri Geller bends knives instead of spoons, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster is worshipped by more than a billion Catholics. I told the police about this, but they didn't believe me.

You are quite possibly the only person on Slashdot (Or at least, the only person who posts under their real name) who has a personal connection to Hans & Nina Reiser.

<obConspiracy>So, he's a suspect?</obConspiracy>