Urban Exploration Walkware 101
wilfriedhoujebek writes "The Dutch Group Social Fiction has been experimenting with walking on algorithms for some time now. Under the heading ".walk" they are taking the thing one step further by introducing pseudo-software to determine the route of their walks. They explain how this works and how different .walk can be connected together to form a 'pedestrian computer'. You might want to read the postscript first."
Next item... (Score:5, Funny)
It's funny. Laugh (Score:2)
Re:It's funny. Laugh (Score:1)
Re:It's funny. Laugh (Score:2, Informative)
Pseudo software as a self generating route description. Is this a joke?
For the half of it: yes,
Do you fancy a walk with us?
Re:It's funny. Laugh (Score:1)
Re:It's funny. Laugh (Score:2)
Re:It's funny. Laugh *is this supposed to be funny (Score:1)
I am so confused by this site. First it gives some strange algorithms, and then it explains the algorithm in English:
"Your export code is 2 Repeat the following instructions; walk the first street left, second street right, then you take the street left that is indicated as your export code. Every time you meet another psychogeographer you exchange export codes. This new code will change the 3rth turn. Remember how often you exchange export code. When you have walked for one hour you return to the place your are supposed to meet. Once arrived there report the number of encounters to socialfiction.org."
The hell? And later it makes a crack about slashdot. What are they smokin'?
--nude [slashdot.org]
0wnzored (Score:2)
Re:0wnzored (Score:2)
You have a problem when your bits start deviating from their layed out path because they suddenly have to pee.
Screw walkware... (Score:5, Funny)
*ducks*
Re:Screw walkware... (Score:1)
Re:Screw walkware... (Score:2)
Walk, run... crash? Ouch.
Re:Screw walkware... (Score:5, Funny)
C:\
C:\Dos\Run
Run \Dos\Run
Yeah, I know, I ripped it from somebody's sig.
Re:Screw walkware... (Score:2)
See spot. See Spot Run. Run Spot, Run!
Re:Screw walkware... Simpsons Use it (Score:1)
Just saw the episode. Lisa joins Mensa and Comic Book guy is wearing a shirt with
C:\
C:\Dos\Run
Run \Dos\Run
Re:Screw walkware... Simpsons Use it (Score:1)
CBG: We are hardly nerds, would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?
Lisa: (Reading sweatshirt) C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN Ha, only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio.
Re:Screw walkware... (Score:1)
Well, if you use Java you can run everywhere, but you might get really tired...
Thank you, thank you, this lame attempt at humour is my personal post number 1111, signifying a massive amount of time wasted posting stupid obvious comments to
graspee
I go to college by foot. (Score:2)
Hence I don't need a computer to cough up a way for me to walk that will eventually waste my time. I already do it every damned day.
Pun? (Score:5, Funny)
So was the pun intended?
Speaking of puns.. (Score:5, Funny)
I entered 10 times and I was convinced that one of them would win.
But, no pun in ten did.
cLive
(from Dennis/Punt, if I remember correctly
Re:Speaking of puns.. (Score:1)
What? (Score:1)
Re:What? (Score:2, Funny)
algorithms + chewing gum = disaster (Score:4, Funny)
~Z
Re:algorithms + chewing gum = disaster (Score:1)
I loved the Slashdot reference they made, but I couldn't do that division in my head...
Re:I don't need software (Score:1)
This Seems... (Score:4, Funny)
Imagine it we could
-Code
Re:This Seems... (Score:1)
.WALK, a great way to avoid human interaction (Score:1)
Re:.WALK, a great way to avoid human interaction (Score:1)
Like Mr. Howell on Gilligan's Island... (Score:1)
Next up... (Score:1)
To make things more interesting (Score:1)
Oh dear.... (Score:1)
Translates to: Whilst open-standards are great and we could leverage and existing language that just wouldn't be cool enough. We need to invent a whole new difficult to learn language to obscure the fact that we've just reinvented the wheel (aka LOGO)
Re:Oh dear.... (Score:1)
It's a joke. They guys who put it together only have (both by their own admission and by casual observation) the most rudimentary understanding of programming languages.
Dog walkers (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course, it would be a mixed blessing. It would take away another reason to get out of the house, and I don't imagine the robots would be able to clean up after the dogs at first. Plus you're going to need a huge robot to lead a big dog around. And there's nothing to pull the dog away when it bites the mailman.
Well, it seamed like a good fantasy. I'd buy one for my dog [tobinhosting.com].
Wrong Trowsers (Score:5, Funny)
I've always had the fantasy of using robots with set paths as dog walkers. Can you imagine driving through a residential area, with a bunch of robots leading dogs around?
Oh sure, that's how it starts. Nice and innocently. Then you'll see people using these walking robots to redecorate their house. Other uses for them will be found and, before you know it, evil penquins will be using them to steal priceless jewels from museums!
Stop the madness now! We've got to nip this in the bud before it gets out of hand!
GMD
Re:Dog walkers (Score:2)
Travis
Re:Dog walkers (Score:1)
I have a feeling I'm about to slashdot myself...
Re:Dog walkers (Score:3, Funny)
Two words: Microsoft Office
Re:Dog walkers (Score:1)
Honestly, I used to be able to get some friday-night-action for 20 bucks and a smile. Now I'm shelling out 100 dollar bills, and I can't even smile, because I'm paranoid "Victoria" or "Jasmine" is really an undercover cop trying to bust my ass...and not in the good way either.
Jesus. They take the fun out of everything!
SlashDot victim of world's first... (Score:1)
Personally, the implication that SlashDot conveys mathematical skills is absurd.
Re:And look, a slashdot mention! (Score:1)
Now when it works with drunk college students ... (Score:1, Funny)
Police could redesign footpaths so that they lead straight into the detox cells.
The possibilities are endless.
In related news: The Dutch are sooooo cool (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Ad for pricegrabber in Related Links? (Score:1)
My First Walk Program (Score:5, Funny)
{
1 st street left
2 nd street right
2 nd street left
fpaintf(stdwall,"HELLO WORLD") }
They think highly of slashdot.... (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.socialfiction.org/psychogeograph
Re:They think highly of slashdot.... (Score:1)
Or complemented.
er, um... I'll get back to you.
This has already been invented? (Score:1, Interesting)
He already invented the pedestrian computer in that novel. Of course the interactions are a wee bit more "colorful" there than just walking by each other...
Oh Lord. (Score:1)
I'd be curios to see what kind of algorithm I'd get by entering Funky Walker Dirty Talker's [fortunecity.com] steps.
debugging's a bitch (Score:1)
Re:Old news (Score:1)
I was one of the walkers!!! (Score:2, Interesting)
I did the London walk and...
A) I thought it would be a dehumanising experience
B) It turned out to be a great way to see streets in London that I'd never walked down and never would have walked down.
I thought it was funny that one of the posters above wondered whether this is what happens when you are sans girlfriend. Quite apart from the fact that Hemos is the only confirmed sighting of a mated Slashdotter (prove me wrong, studly geeks!) - I DID THE WALK WITH MY GIRLFRIEND! So there.
Her account is here [socialfiction.org]...
Re:I was one of the walkers!!! (Score:2)
Might be nice to do this in Glasgow, and see where we end up. In a pub, I should think. With decent beer, and a good jukebox or possibly a DJ,
Frankly, though, I expected this story to be about exploring railway tunnels and stuff.
wow (Score:1)
/wow
.driving (Score:1)
Disappointed! (Score:4, Insightful)
For those of you not familiar, HEX is a lovely analogy constructed out of fictional glass tubes through which vast numbers of ants walk, diverted by gates (you get the idea). It has components including an unreal-time clock and generates messages along the lines of "+++ Out Of Cheese Error. Redo from Start +++". It apparently bears a witty "Anthill Inside" legend, and in one of the Discworld adventure games a comment is made that when you break it and the ants escape "it's been completely debugged".
I don't need to painfully fill in the gap between "walkware" and "ants walking around inside HEX", do I?
Re:Disappointed! (Score:2)
I imagine that the reason nobody else made the connection is that it is really strained.
Plus, even if someone else were to equate walking to ants, there are many other references that could be made, like perhaps the Langdon's Ant cellular automaton, or Aunt Hillary the anthill from Godel, Escher, Bach.
Re:Disappointed! (Score:2)
Labyrinth algorithm (Score:2)
Cities can be Turing machines. (Score:1)
What computer? (Score:1)
I am going to think some more about some constraints that could be put on the problem so that it becomes more interesting.
Pi walk (Score:2)
Start in some direction; when a junction is reached inspect the next digit of Pi: 1,2,3: turn left; 4,5,6: go straight on; 7,8,9: turn right; 0: turn back.
The results can be interesting.
For a change we did 'e' walks. You can use any irrational number.
bunny rabbits on LSD (Score:2)
This is my favourite bit. This whole seems to be a little too much pseudo-intellectualizing fuelled by drugs and intellectual self-indulgence. College roommates spending WAY to much time exploring their earth-shattering ideas... time to sober up and read a book (in a genre your unfarmiliar with).
Chaos and randomness (Score:1)